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Sorry, ladies.

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I am taken now.

By Lady GaGa. :wacky:

 

Even though she said she won't marry me yet, I've decided to be faithful. :)

That's right... :wink3:

 

I think I'm finally in love :wacky:

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:wacky:

:love:

LOOOOOL.

Nobody cares. Stop posting shit like this.

Lady GaGa... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ

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You're just jealous.

Get back to work! :whip:

Yes, she's jealous... I'm gonna send... Johnson, is it? After her :sneaky:

Oh my god. This is too easy. I know who Lady GaGa is.

But anyway, hope you guys are happily together, and don't worry about that, because I didn't want you in the first place :P

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Yes, Johnson. He'll take care of Ivet. :sneaky::evilgrin:

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Oh my god. This is too easy. I know who Lady GaGa is.

But anyway, hope you guys are happily together, and don't worry about that, because I didn't want you in the first place :P

 

Lady GaGa is obviously my woman. :)

:uhoh:

 

who's johnson???

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Johnson is the fifth best employee around here.

Not anymore ShadowMan, sorry... I'm getting married.

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No, she's not.

We're married now.

No, she's not.

We're married now.

really? when was the ceremony? :stunned:

may be she is for the light world, but in the dark world she is only mine :evil: , as i've said only at weekends, you know i can't stand her 24/7 :dozey:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLZ you can't stand her... :P

I am taken now.

By Lady GaGa. :wacky:

 

Even though she said she won't marry me yet, I've decided to be faithful. :)

 

Is our threesome still on?

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Hmm, you'll have to ask Mrs. Wick.

or am I Lord GaGa now? :thinking::wacko:

ooohhh... of course... MrWick... love, do you want to get with Paris... and me...together...?

Is our threesome still on?

threesome? too old and boring.

orgy is better :whip: :wink3:

But you only want me in the weekends...

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ooohhh... of course... MrWick... love, do you want to get with Paris... and me...together...?

 

If you're up for it, then sure. :wink3:

Well, where's Paris... and of course I'm up for it!

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