i thought this was clever but whatever :p

 

now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heeey

You: i have to pee

You: hey

Stranger: yea

You: how are you

Stranger: fine

Stranger: asl ?

You: old enough, the right one, your house

You: you?

Your conversational

 

:lol: I'm glad I went to bed and didn't wait for you to go ...

i talked dirty to the last person :shame:

haha :p i feel dirty now

I'm talking to a lesbian, but I think it's actually a man.

i thought i was a girl :p 18 f and a good ole dixie gal :lol:

You're nuts! :lol:

 

I'm still talking to the same person. :laugh3:

Okay ... it left ... wanna read all the boring niceness? :nice:

 

 

 

You: hi

Stranger: HOLA

You: Que tal?

Stranger: bien....

Stranger: that's about as much spanish i know

Stranger: :P

You: nice

Stranger: hmm

You: that's about as much english I know

Stranger: nice!

Stranger: so where are you from?

You: I'm from Germany

Stranger: oh really... i've been to Germany quite a lot.'

You: you have?

Stranger: yes. i was there for a few weeks last summer and also 2006 and 2007

You: what have you been doing here? it's not the most popular country for vacations. ;)

Stranger: no, my mother worked there for a few weeks. she's a dancer and her best friend lives there and yeah. but we also did have some vacation time and it's very nice! we went to Berlin and Frankfurt

You: that sounds good. I've never been to Frankfurt, but Berlin is a wonderful city. :D Where are you from?

Stranger: i'm from Sweden :9

Stranger: :

Stranger: :)

You: Cool, I've been to Sweden when I was a little ... I don't remember much though.

Stranger: haha really!

You: ... only that we lived in a village that consisted of two houses

Stranger: hahha that sounds tedious. i live in the capital, the biggest city, and i wouldn't want to live anywhere else in sweden, especially not in a little village. i would suffocate :P

You: ohh ... you live in Stockholm?

Stranger: yes!

You: so what you're doing here? are you as bored as me?

Stranger: yeah, that sounds about right... but soon i'm going to go to dance class...

You: that sounds fun ... I have nothing to do today and a friend just told me about this page ... it's a little creppy though ...

Stranger: yeah i know! there are a lot of disgusting people on here... but every now and then you find someone who can actually lead an intelligent conversation.

You: yup ... but it's the internet ... what was I expecting?! lol ...

Stranger: hahha yeah true!

You: what kind of dancing do you do? my mother was a dancer once too ... she gave it up though

Stranger: well, my mum is a ballet dancer and nowadays she teaches it so i go to her classes once a week. I also dance contemporary but i've only just started but it's great fun :) what did your mother dance?

You: that sounds great. my mother did the classical dances, now she's teaching a class of senior ladies once a week.

Stranger: oh nice :) don't you dance?

You: no, I'm not that talented ... I'm a little clumsy, I guess. lol

Stranger: okay :P what do you like to do then?

You: I love going to the cinema with friends, reading ... and lately I've discovered how much fun concerts can be. :D

Stranger: ah yes, i love all of the above... and as music is my biggest interest i lovelovelove concerts!

You: what bands/artists have you seen live so far?

Stranger: hm... my first "real" concert ever was when i was twelve and travelled all across the country to see Green day. i was mad about them. not such a big fan any more but ironically i'm actually going to see them today, for old times sake... :P anyway, i've seen Mika, Scissor sisters, The Ark (my favorite swedish band) and some random bands at festivals and the best one is yet to come: in december i'm going to see Regina Spektor, my absolute favorite musician who's... alive. :P

You: that sounds great. i'm not listening to any of those though. i might listen to regina spektor though, i heard she's great and i'm trying to expand my "music library" a little. lol ... i'm mainly listening to coldplay and muse at the moment ... i've seen coldplay live three times so far. lol

Stranger: oh i think you'll like regina! she's very special :) i've been planning to listen to coldplay and muse actually, i'm also trying to expand my library :P

You: they're both great bands ... i know coldplay has been a bit "overpushed" in the media lately, but they're nice folks with great music actually. and muse is pure awesomeness. ;)

Stranger: yeah, i've heard quite a lot about coldplay lately, but i think they're very good!

Stranger: but i generaly like older music, from the 60s and 70s. My favorite band of all time is Queen

You: that's funny ... my mother just told me that some of muse's new songs sound a lot like queen. i only know the classics like we are the champions though

Stranger: hahha is that so! then i must listen to them as soon as possible ;)

You: take a listen to united states of eurasia ... i think you can still download it for free on muse's official site

Stranger: okay great! i'll check it out...

You: they're actually coming to germany at the end of the month ... i don't think i'll be able to go though

Stranger: ah yes... i just saw on their site that they're coming to stockholm the 24th. too bad you can't go though, why?

You: i don't know anyone who's listening to them too and i couldn't bring myself to go alone ... now i really regret this and the tickets are sold out ... :/

Stranger: ah that's sucky... but you're right, it's not the same to go to a concert by yourself. i bring my mum when none of my friends listen to the band in question... she's always up for it but it's so much more fun to go with someone who's into the music to the same extent as you are...

You: i went to one of the coldplay shows with my mum ... she actually started waiting with be in the morning so we could make it to the front of the stage ...

Stranger: that's so sweet! standing in the front is the best thing, totally worth all the waiting!

You: yup, it was worth the waiting and the rain. lol ... it was an awesome night. singing along to your favourite songs with 40 000 other people ...

Stranger: yeah, that is an amazing feeling...!

You: can't wait to do it again ... i went to another of their concerts a few days later with a friend. it's crazy. lol

Stranger: haha that's great though :P

Stranger: it's was nice talking to you but now i have to go and get ready to go to take ballet class. bye! :)

You: Bye, nice talking to you too. :-* Have fun

Stranger: :)

 

This one didn't like me. :bigcry:

 

 

 

Stranger: hi

Stranger: from?

You: nowhere

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

Here's my latest escapade:

 

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

You: how are you?

Stranger: 17

You: okey doke

Stranger: good

Stranger: you are?

Stranger: 17 also?

You: nope, I'm 18

Stranger: and boy?

Stranger: or gurl?

You: I'm a girl

You: you?

Stranger: i am a lesbian

Stranger: you?

You: I'm straight

Stranger: well why are you on here? its full of pedos and weirdos?

Stranger: ill look after you baby

You: I was bored, and I heard this place was funny. the weirdos, that is.

Stranger: ill take you into my masculine arms and you cant stroke my mullet

You: I think you're lying about being a girl :p

Stranger: i think youre full of sperm

You: why are you here anyway?

Stranger: because i have no life

Stranger: der

Stranger: dykes dont get out much

You: what happens when they do?

Stranger: they go to a fix it shops and rewire lamps

You: haha

You: where are you from?

Stranger: les bo

Stranger: its a small town in kentucky

You: riiight

Stranger: you think i lie?

Stranger: i do not

You: it's hard to tell whether you're telling the truth or not

Stranger: it shouldnt matter on here

You: it doesn't really. how long have you come here? I'm a noob at this

Stranger: go to church if you want some truth

You: I'm guessing you're some bored man in your 40's...

Stranger: how dare you

Stranger: i am not

Stranger: men are the devil

You: speak of the devil

Stranger: look, if i was man i would have used the line "are you horny/are you fingering yourself?" about 5 lines ago

Stranger: so shh

You: a man would also pretend to be a 17 year old lesbian.

Stranger: yes but men have no constraint

Stranger: where u from?

You: Texas

You: you?

Stranger: australia

You: that's cool, if it's true

Stranger: why do poeple say that?

Stranger: australia aint so different from other places

You: I've always wanted to go there. I love kangaroos

Stranger: nothing special

You: nothing interesting here

Stranger: you have the death penalty, thats always interesting

You: why's that? :p

Stranger: because no kangaroo kill no one

You: do you have any pet kangaroos?

Stranger: now thats just ignorant

You: I want to move to australia and grow a kangaroo farm

Stranger: i should i ask you if you all walk around in cow boy hats

You: always been a dream of mine

You: why yes, I do.

Stranger: if thats true, thats funny and retarded at the same time

You: the cow boy hat thing? that's not true.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Nick's busy again. :wink3:

 

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: yo

Stranger: Aye.

You: wassup`?

Stranger: Nothing.

You: bad

Stranger: D:

Stranger: Why bad?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

I'm not good at this. :lol:

I'm talking to someone from Texas, and I don't think he/she believes me. xD

i just spoke to an 8 year old :o

This one's starting to be nice again ...

 

 

 

Stranger: ㅗㅑ

Stranger: hi

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: Where r u from?

You: germany

Stranger: What u r sex?

You: f

Stranger: im men

You: good for you

Stranger: haha

Stranger: anyway r u germany?

You: somewhere

Stranger: aha

Stranger: i have friends who comes from germany

You have disconnected.

 

 

That 8 year old srsly needs some supervision. :lol:

I'd say so ... :thinking:

Nobody wants to perv on me! :bigcry:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: 我台灣

You: you're chinese ...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Okay, this guy/girl is from texas, same age as me, and has a birthday two days before mine. :wacky:

And now I'm a boring man! :bigcry:

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: ayye

Stranger: how are yu 2day?

You: good thanks

Stranger: thats gud to no

Stranger: where abouts are yu from?

You: europe

Stranger: nice nice

You: i know

You: you?

Stranger: yur boring maan

Stranger: im from aus

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I ASKED ABOUT KANGROOS ::D:D:D:D:D

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: howdy

Stranger: f/m?

You: f

You: u

Stranger: m

You: haha

You: i just f. u

Stranger: where you from?

You: haha

You: america

You: u

Stranger: australia

You: :o

You: kangaroos

Stranger: yups

You: awesome

You: do u ever see them

Stranger: of course

You: :D

Stranger: wahts your name?

You: nikki

You: you?

Stranger: john

Stranger: age?

You: do they have those little belly pockets :D

You: 19

Stranger: of course yes haha

You: HAVE YOU RODE IN ONE?

You: :O

 

Stranger: nope

You: aww

You: :(

Stranger: hey nikki

You: hey john

Stranger: do you like to get wild? :)

You: only on the interents

You: sometimes i cuss :o

Stranger: do you ever have sex?

You: haha yea

You: do you

Stranger: hell yeah

You: i have one huge question for you

Stranger: haha

Stranger: yes

Stranger: whats that?

You: Coldplay?

Stranger: YES

You: :D

You: omfg

You: wait

You: what's your favorite song

Stranger: i like the old song

Stranger: clock

You: ....clocks

You: i hate you

You have disconnected.

 

:laugh3:

 

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hola

Stranger: hi

Stranger: spanish?

You: no, actually german

Stranger: age?

You: 18

Stranger: f/m

You: f u

Stranger: f

You: too bad

Stranger: why?

You have disconnected.

I think I have to get dressed ... it's almost 1pm and I'm sitting here in my pj. :lol:

Nahh lazy day for you :D

 

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey :D

Stranger: heyyy

You: what is up

Stranger: where do u came from?

 

You: america, what about you

Stranger: i'm from mars

You: wow

You: thats far

Stranger: yeah

You: is it cold?

Stranger: :D

 

You: Coldplay?

Stranger: pretty

Stranger: i like coldplay

You: :D

You: you do

You: awesome

Stranger: :D

 

You: from mars at that

Stranger: yep

You: that is pretty dang epic

Stranger: :D

You: is your name kelsie

You: lol

Stranger: my name?

Stranger: maria ozawa

Stranger: :D

You: omfg you gave me your full name

You: :o

Stranger: just search it on google

You: no

You: ...

Stranger: you'll see my photos

Stranger: :D

You: no thanks

You: :p

You: haha

You: are you a martian

Stranger: hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah :D:D:D:D:D

 

Stranger: yes i am

You: what color are you

You: or is there colors on mars?

You: ....

You: ...

You: ...

You: ...

Stranger: i'm mixed with blue-black

You: ...

You: gross

You: blue

You: eww

You: .

Stranger: hahahahahahaha :))

You: are you scary

You: ?

Stranger: no

You: good

You: bc im scared

Stranger: pretty big but not too scary

You: :O========== gross

Stranger: height= 347 meters

Stranger: weight 177kilos

You: uhhh meters///////////////i dont do meters or kilos

You: //////////////////////////////

Stranger: :D

You: pounds and feetinchs

You: paint?

Stranger: w8

Stranger: it's about

You: about what

Stranger: the heigh and weight

Stranger: 156,54 ft

You: are you a creep that is going to ask me to do a webcam?

Stranger: of course not

Stranger: :D

You: ...that almost sounds pervy

You: PERVY

You: I CALL PERV

 

You: AHHH

You: AhHHH

You: AHHHH

A

Stranger: r u masturbating?

 

You: NO WTF

You: AHHH

Stranger: with some bitches?

 

You: PEDO

You: no

You: PEDO

You: AHH

Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

:laugh3: First lure the little girls with Coldplay and then ... :lol:

:D lol these people are dumb haha :p

 

they are nice to me now...since i say im a girl :p named nikki