I told her she was pretty :nice:

Only the junior highers and gay guys think I'm hot. :shame:

:uhoh: okay

 

but i married her

purretty.

if a gay guy thinks youre hot, you must be doing something right :P

if a gay guy thinks youre hot, you must be doing something right :P

 

yep :P

 

Only the junior highers and gay guys think I'm hot. :shame:

yes Kelsie.. :heart:

But it doesn't matter. :bigcry:

 

I have a question... what does it mean to knife? :uhoh:

i guess it would be like fisting, but with a knife :shrug:

I don't think so. :uhoh:

does a gay guy think im hot?

1. knifing

Lying next to each other. Just lay on your back..parralell. Oh the innocence.

 

Knifing : lay paralell to some one.

Spooning : (type in spooning)

Forking : in relation to fucking.

 

Noticing your partner is innocently falling asleep in the single spoon position from across the room, you run towards said partner and jump into the spooning position mid-air and forcefully inject yourself as the completing spoon in a manner stronger than <spooning>, yet you do not have an erection, so it is not

 

 

<forking>, it is knifing.

Friend #1: "What are those bruses on your back?"

Friend #2: "Oh, those? Tim was knifing me last night. Nothing has turned me on more in my life."

knifing spooning forking knife spoon

ive never seen you crests :uhoh:

tl;dr

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does a gay guy think im hot?

 

yes :heart:

chris martin

form of dancing, modelled on how Chris Martin dances on stage when performing. It is slighly crazy, usually involving standing on one foot and moving all of your other limbs in spasm like movements. Very amusing to watch and can usually be passed off as drunk dancing

Courtney - "AHHHHH!!! CHRIS MARTIN DANCE"

Cara - "AHHHH!!!!"

<both dance Chris Martin style, nearly taking out everybody else on the dancefloor. Everybody looks then begins to copy>

Cara - "Looks like like our Chris Martin dancing was fair sweet aight?"

Courtney - "aight"

:facepalm: @shane

yay :cheesy:

We need to make Nick more macho. :pimp2:

nick is my new idol <3

 

 

:lol:

1. guy berryman

The sexiest man alive. The best bassist in the world. Intelligent, handsome, excellent musician. Guy is the perfect man. He's got it all.

No one like him

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2. guy berryman

THE FINEST MAN ALIVE AND BASSIST FOR THE BEST BAND IN THE WORLD! YAY! Go Guy!

Him *points*

 

 

3. Guy Berryman

the sexiest man on earth

coldplay's bassist

the world best bassist

my husband

friend: WHOA! who's that sexiest guy on earth

ME: my husband: Guy Berryman

im an idol :nice:?

No, you're an idol :mean:.

:confused: okay

*HUGS NICK*