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We're binded together by marriage :bigcry:

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We're binded together by marriage :bigcry:

 

and a really weird transvestite vice-grip bodybuilder hold :awesome:

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BAMAROOSKI

 

1.) what does it mean?

2.) You can't tell me that you seriously used colors like Magenta or Lime or Cyan or DarkOrchid or Plum....:sick:

 

so where is DarkSlateGray?

and a really weird transvestite vice-grip bodybuilder hold :awesome:

 

He's no bodybuilder. :thinking:

BAMAROOSKI

 

right here, sexy. come and take me

 

I'm not using that color, just for you :kiss:

He's no bodybuilder. :thinking:

 

stop it!

 

you're ruining my mojo :disappointed:

stop it!

 

you're ruining my mojo :disappointed:

 

You're welcome. :wink:

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right here, sexy. come and take me

 

I'm not using that color, just for you :kiss:

 

ok...but you have to promise....so I can stop looking twice at your posts...I am serious...all I see are small letters in DarkSlateGray...:wreck:

 

omg could you please wear a DarkSlateGray suit at our wedding?:blush:

You're welcome. :wink:

 

ultimately, it was better that I didn't fantasize about a bodybuilder transvestite

 

ok...but you have to promise....so I can stop looking twice at your posts...I am serious...all I see are small letters in DarkSlateGray...:wreck:

 

omg could you please wear a DarkSlateGray suit at our wedding?:blush:

 

you don't want to see me? :bigcry:

 

"you may now kiss the bride"

 

"AHHH! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?"

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ultimately, it was better that I didn't fantasize about a bodybuilder transvestite

 

 

 

you don't want to see me? :bigcry:

 

"you may now kiss the bride"

 

"AHHH! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?"

 

:lol:

 

that thought came to my mind after I have asked this....I want to, but maybe you have to be somewhere else that day....so I can marry you anyways...:wacky:

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and anyways.....I didn't say you should wear that DarkSlatGray suit AND be size=-2....:kiss:

maybe I will wear the darkslategray suit on the wedding night :wink3: that way it is like I'm wearing something that's invisible :whip:

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but even if you wear something that is invisible you still wear something....that means it won't be as effective for both of us...:(

it's like a present with no paper....:wacky:

 

but uhm....no not even that, because a present with no paper really has on paper wrapped around it...:thinking:

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Omg...maybe you will wear the DarkSlateGray suit at the wedding and be size=-2 at the wedding night...:wacky:

 

:disappointed:

you just blew my mind..... can you say that again in darkslategray?

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but even if you wear something that is invisible you still wear something....that means it won't be as effective for both of us (effective as in you will look naked, but you actually aren't)...

it's like a present with no paper....but uhm....no not even that, because a present with no paper really has on paper wrapped around it...I love you Eric

now read that haha

it didn't help. But I found something extra at the end :blush:

I love you too, germ

 

:blush:

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You did?:o

 

:blush:

 

and seriously I had to read that twice again, eventhough it isn't size=-2

 

:blush:

I think your name is in green because you're special :blush:

so, you seriously didn't get what I was trying to say?:uhoh:

 

something about you want me to wear wrapping paper so you can rip it off and tape it to my fuzzy body so I will be hairless :thinking:

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:blush:

so only mine is green and the other mods are DarkSlateGray?...and what is yours?

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something about you want me to wear wrapping paper so you can rip it off and tape it to my fuzzy body so I will be hairless :thinking:

 

welll.....now that you say it: YES:whip:

 

I will try to explain it again:

 

you said you will wear a DarkSlateGray suit during the wedding night. That suit is invisible...

 

 

ok.....now that I wrote that I can't continue, because I have just realised how illogical my thought was....hahah no wonder you didn't get that....:wacky:

 

I mean if I can*t see you in that suit during the wedding why should I see you naked eventhough you were wearing that suit during the wedding night?

 

did I confuse you even more now?:uhoh:

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