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Lab Mate (a parody)


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words by me, tune to F*g Hag by Lily Allen

 

I like heating atoms

And you like cold fusion

I want to be your experiment

And for you my conclusion

 

This brain cell cemetery's a quark too small

For our brilliance and minds

People who look at us are

Too simple to see

The chemistry that binds

 

Chorus (2x)

I can be your lab mate,

If you'd be my guy

Together we can do tests

Until our lab lights die

 

Dear, you are a hominid

Among paramecium

We go to classes at the same grade

But we share our own phylum

 

Just tell me if my own velocity

Is too much for your mass

'Cause a person I dated

Moved at the speed of sound

And our bond didn't last

 

Chorus x4

 

 

Written for 2 very special people at my school. ;)

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