Lab Mate (a parody)

[LhunaSleepingSun]

words by me, tune to F*g Hag by Lily Allen

 

I like heating atoms

And you like cold fusion

I want to be your experiment

And for you my conclusion

 

This brain cell cemetery's a quark too small

For our brilliance and minds

People who look at us are

Too simple to see

The chemistry that binds

 

Chorus (2x)

I can be your lab mate,

If you'd be my guy

Together we can do tests

Until our lab lights die

 

Dear, you are a hominid

Among paramecium

We go to classes at the same grade

But we share our own phylum

 

Just tell me if my own velocity

Is too much for your mass

'Cause a person I dated

Moved at the speed of sound

And our bond didn't last

 

Chorus x4

 

 

Written for 2 very special people at my school. ;)

[Crests]

:clap:

[LhunaSleepingSun]

'Dawww thanks :blush: The people I wrote this for are extremely nerdy, and I have the pleasure of seeing them every day.

[Crests]

Do you like chemistry? :cheesy:

[LhunaSleepingSun]

Hahaha depends! If the teacher teaches the material in a cool and interesting way, then sure, I'll like it!

 

But I don't have chemistry, I have boring physics class. :( And the teacher goes through the easy parts very very slowly...

[Crests]

boo, chemistry is so much better than physics...

[flickahidalgo]

That was brilliant. :clap:

 

But, sadly, my chemistry teacher is a racist.... :(

[LhunaSleepingSun]

My teacher has a tendency to sound nerdy in a bad way without even trying, and to also put his butt in people's faces when he's talking to someone.

 

I had the displeasure of finding that out today. TRAUMA