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Best Coldplay insults


Cobalt

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the "best" one i ever heard was

: ive actually met chris martin and he smells like ass

me: maybe after having your head up there so long everything does to you

 

see cobalt what makes a coldplay insult good is when it fails to insult coldplay because it is such a perfect set up for a come back or is unintentionaly self incrimonating

which usually is the case given the amount of gray matter possesed by most people who insult them

 

(at least thats what ive encountered)

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well to me, since i LIKE coldplay

someone delivering a succesful and debilitating insult is no good

 

so i consider a failed insult a good one

 

kinda like if someone was shooting arrows at you you wouldnt want them to win, so you consider the ones that go sailing clear over you a win, a win for you anyways

 

although you dont seem too fond of them so i supose it makes you a spectator in the arrow shooting simale... metaphor??... no. gah fuck it i can never remeber which is which

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No arrow gonna hit me. I'mma reach my arm out like a bad-ass motherfucker and catch that damn arrow as it's sailin' near mah head. Then I'mma throw that bitch straight at that asshole who shot that thing at me, and it's gonna go straight in the head! And I'mma say, 'no bitch shootin' an arrow at me motherfucker! Hell yeah!'

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Note to self

 

Ways to off yourself

 

Hanging

Drowning

Gunshot

Pills

Poison

Slitting wrists

Stabbing

*adds throwing arrow at Cobalt

 

 

...I'll keep that in mind

 

.......your post made me giggle btw.

usually i dont giggle this late unless someone has posted a pic or vid of Chris Martin being silly

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the "best" one i ever heard was

: ive actually met chris martin and he smells like ass

me: maybe after having your head up there so long everything does to you

 

see cobalt what makes a coldplay insult good is when it fails to insult coldplay because it is such a perfect set up for a come back or is unintentionaly self incrimonating

which usually is the case given the amount of gray matter possesed by most people who insult them

 

(at least thats what ive encountered)

 

:lol: if I could subscribe to your posts I would

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