Cobalt Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Spin-off of Worst Coldplay insults Inspired by unanswered post so, what's the best coldplay insults you've heard? BEGIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleMartinSt Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 There is no 'good' Coldplay insult, because Coldplay is amazing. And doesn't deserve to be insulted. That is all. Go ahead and mock me trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 I'll just ignore you instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViVA Child Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 the "best" one i ever heard was : ive actually met chris martin and he smells like ass me: maybe after having your head up there so long everything does to you see cobalt what makes a coldplay insult good is when it fails to insult coldplay because it is such a perfect set up for a come back or is unintentionaly self incrimonating which usually is the case given the amount of gray matter possesed by most people who insult them (at least thats what ive encountered) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 No... that's just that person failing a little bit. Saying that anything smells like ass is a bit dodgy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViVA Child Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 well to me, since i LIKE coldplay someone delivering a succesful and debilitating insult is no good so i consider a failed insult a good one kinda like if someone was shooting arrows at you you wouldnt want them to win, so you consider the ones that go sailing clear over you a win, a win for you anyways although you dont seem too fond of them so i supose it makes you a spectator in the arrow shooting simale... metaphor??... no. gah fuck it i can never remeber which is which Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted March 30, 2010 Author Share Posted March 30, 2010 No arrow gonna hit me. I'mma reach my arm out like a bad-ass motherfucker and catch that damn arrow as it's sailin' near mah head. Then I'mma throw that bitch straight at that asshole who shot that thing at me, and it's gonna go straight in the head! And I'mma say, 'no bitch shootin' an arrow at me motherfucker! Hell yeah!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleMartinSt Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 ^sounds good to me. To bad I'm not throwing any sort of arrow at you. No practice for you :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViVA Child Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Note to self Ways to off yourself Hanging Drowning Gunshot Pills Poison Slitting wrists Stabbing *adds throwing arrow at Cobalt ...I'll keep that in mind .......your post made me giggle btw. usually i dont giggle this late unless someone has posted a pic or vid of Chris Martin being silly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 the "best" one i ever heard was : ive actually met chris martin and he smells like ass me: maybe after having your head up there so long everything does to you see cobalt what makes a coldplay insult good is when it fails to insult coldplay because it is such a perfect set up for a come back or is unintentionaly self incrimonating which usually is the case given the amount of gray matter possesed by most people who insult them (at least thats what ive encountered) :lol: if I could subscribe to your posts I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 awh thank you :nice: But seriously, no good ones? Ones that annoy you as a coldplay fan but you have to admit that the insult is great or funny. D: my minds gone blank, i can't think of any at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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