I've had 3 nosebleeds in the past 24 hours

I'VE NEVER HAD A NOSEBLOOD.

Ya it's loads of fun when you think, "oh, my nose is starting to run, I better get a tissue", and sniffling isn't making it stop, then you realize "f*ck this isn't snot this is blood", and it won't stop and you're dribbling red all over the place. Then you pinch your nose with the tissue you grabbed to try to make it stop, and since your nose is pinched you have to breathe through your mouth. And when you think it's stopped, just to make sure you take a little piece of tissue and roll it up like, well, use your imagination, and jam it up your nostril to be on the safe side. It is so fun and so purty.