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The Couch

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Mooooooo

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

May I sit on the couch ?:toff:

Anybody may sit on the couch. It is for all of us. Nobody needs permission.

If there is a general consensus that somebody should be on it though, those sat on the couch can push people off!

Yeah but I asked it because I didn't know if there was space for me or no. :P

 

BECAUSE I HAVE A HUGE ASS . :charming:

Haha, that's fine by me.

The Couch can fit as many people as needed. If there is one person on it it fits one person. If there are twenty people on it it fits twenty.

 

If there are 5 or more people on it the rule is that there is a cushion fight :sneaky:

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We can push people off? :o

Haha. :lol:

Omg moo I was at uni, sit down alone and I was thinking of you hanging out with me. :awesome:

you're fantasizing ^ :O

 

I remember when someone would sit on the couch I was sitting and they happen to sit on my feet (due to the lack of space), I would wiggle my toes beneath their asses.

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:laugh3::laugh3: Char :whip:

Haha. :lol:

Omg moo I was at uni, sit down alone and I was thinking of you hanging out with me. :awesome:

Sweeeeeeet. It won't be too long!

you're fantasizing ^ :O

 

I remember when someone would sit on the couch I was sitting and they happen to sit on my feet (due to the lack of space), I would wiggle my toes beneath their asses.

 

Haha, I think I've done that before as a kid.

I hope so moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

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I would like to make out with someone on a couch someday.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What a moron moo. :charming:

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:uhoh:

 

I meant it non-virtually.

 

 

 

 

 

OH SHIT THAT MAKES IT SOUND WORSE. I don't mean it that way. :| :freak:

I wanna make out with Andrew Vanwyngarden on this couch. :blank:

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I shall make space for you then. :charming:

Nice. :charming:

:bigcry:

Tammi, help me, Greg is too mean. :disappointed:

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