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south park!!!

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i love south park! i love the episode with mr hankey the christmas poo! and i realy think terrance and philip are cool!!!

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yeah he's funny! and kenny is such a sweetie!

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and in south park the movie was actually the first time i saw kenny's face! realy cute! :D

Cartman is the best cartoon character EVER! :D

haha the first time you put cartman you typed catman

lol that made me laugh :-D

what if there was a cartoon named that

 

i like this show too

 

i find myself staying up late just to see it :D

south park is verrrrrrrrrrrrrry cool 8) :D

we found a south park album the other day and were playing it in the 6th form common room @ school...... brought back memories :shock: :lol:

I love that show...I actually got to see it last night...it was one of the halloween episodes where there is that evil alternate parallel universe and the evil fish was killing people.

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now only 490 more and ya got your guiness glasses

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i love the episode with mr hankey the christmas poo!

:D

 

We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose

And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow

But all of those stories seem kind of... gay

`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Small and brown he comes from you

Sit on the toilet here he comes

Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns

 

A present from down below

Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"

He's seen the love inside of you

`Cause he's a piece of poo

 

Sometimes he's nutty

Sometimes he's corny

He can be brown or greenish brown

(Mmmmhmmm!)

But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve

He might come to your town!

 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

He loves me, I love you

Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

 

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

 

Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?

Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!

Stan: Come on dude, push!

Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!

Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!

Kyle: Here he comes!

 

[POP!]

 

Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

 

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Seasons Greetings to all of you!

Let's sing songs and dance and play

Now before I melt away.

 

Here's a game I like to play

Stick me in your mouth and try to say

Howdy ho ho yum yum yum

Christmas Time has come!

 

Singers: Sometimes He's runny

Sometimes he's firm

Sometimes he practically water.

Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass

And wont fall in the toilet

'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter

And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around

And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

 

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

When Christmas leaves he must leave too.

Flush him down but he's never gone

His smell and his spirit linger on.

Howdy Ho!

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lol this is amazing i always wanted to know these lyrics and now i have them haahahah thanks !!!! :D

lol this is amazing i always wanted to know these lyrics and now i have them haahahah thanks !!!! :D
your welcome ;)

 

and no i dont know them, just got them from a site :D

*has got all the SP albums and DVD's* :D

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i love the episode that mr hankey is sick and that when he ate one of chef's chocolate balls he was feeling all better! lol mr hanky,cartman,kenny and terrance&philip are definetly my favortie characters!!

 

 

i love t&p in southpark the movie!! great song * uncle fucker*

Cartman is the best cartoon character EVER - word :D

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they didnt even had kyle or mr hankey :(

don't kick the baby :sad:

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there is a game called dont kick the baby online somewhere its realy cool! lot of ike's flying around hehe :D

i love the episode that mr hankey is sick and that when he ate one of chef's chocolate balls he was feeling all better! lol mr hanky,cartman,kenny and terrance&philip are definetly my favortie characters!!

 

 

i love t&p in southpark the movie!! great song * uncle fucker*

i like terrance.

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