Top 10 lists

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Create a top 10 list. It can be about anything you want. Make it creative and funny.

 

Top 10 reasons to start smoking.

 

10. You have an excuse to get out of physical activity.

9. You have a new hobby.

8. You can be proud of yourself when you quit.

7. You get satisfying doses of nicotine.

6. You can be friends with other smokers.

5. After you get cancer, people will love you more.

4. You can pretend you're a dragon and blow puffs of smoke.

3. Anyone you don't like won't be able to stand your smell.

2. You always have a handy lighter with you at all times.

1. How what I know? What am I supposed to do, start smoking?