:lol: :lol:

<my party trick :wink3: :sneaky: :idea2: :dozey:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Wow I'll have to go a party you're at then :lol:

 

:lol: :lol: ok next one is saturday :idea2: :sneaky:

Maybe I could that smilie I posted to hitch-hike my way there :idea2:

:lol: :lol: Indeed. You might be onto something there mrs.jones :idea2: :lol:

When did I marry Mr Jones? What's his first name? What does he look like? :stunned:

You tell me mrs. jones! :rolleyes:

Oh god...maybe I did a Britney :sick:

:lol: :lol: :sneaky: You see those house parties aren't always what they seem! :lol:

There was only one Jones at the last house party I went to and if I've married him...... :sick: :confused:

:lol: :lol: :sneaky:

Not the dog?! :stunned: :lol: :rolleyes:

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Oh God I'll have to go on that awful Ch.4 programme 'Animal Passions' :stunned:

:stunned: :lol: :lol: huh? tell me more :stunned: :lol:

Didn't you see that?

 

It was this documentary on Ch.4 about people who have "relationships" with their animals :stunned: :confused:

No! :stunned: when was it on? :lol: :stunned:

A month or so ago.

 

It was American and the people were describing (in graphic detail) their experiences.

 

There was seriously two women cooking in a kitchen and talking about how and when they lost their virginity to animals. :stunned:

:stunned: :stunned: WHY!??????!?!?!?!? :stunned:

I dunno.

 

A always wonder on these type of programmes why these people go on national TV and advertise the fact that they're FREAKY WEIRDOS!!!! :dizzy2:

I know! :rolleyes: :stunned: :/

Jerry springer is the place for them if they want to do so anyway! :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

 

One of the people on the show was actually on Jerry Springer :idea2:

:stunned: well I'm not surprised there :lol: