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Indeed. And also raspberry schnapps :P :wink3:

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There's raspberry schnapps? :stunned:

 

I've got citrus Absolut :idea2:

Yep. They had all sorts of schnapps because they've just gotten home from holidays :cool:

I don't believe I know citrus absolut :idea2:

My mate bought me back a bottle from Tenerife...it's just Lemony vodka, but lovely :D

 

I'm not drinking for a loooonnnngggg while though :sick:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well maybe a week :dozey:

Oh sounds nice :cool:

:lol: :lol: A week......so far away :lol: if you need some support I shall send my troops over! :sneaky: :idea2:

the data troops~dudes against the alcohol :idea2:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Wow :stunned: What do they do? :wink3:

:lol: They keep you away from the hard stuff :sneaky:

But how? How? :stunned: :stunned:

 

How?

:lol: :lol: They dunk your head down the toilet if you try to drink! And they know.....oh they always know :sneaky:

What if your toilet is full of vodka? :/

Well unless the data troop wee vodka then I assure you, your toilet won't be full of vodka! :stunned:

Aaawww well who made that rule.

 

What's the point of toilets if they're not full of vodka?

 

:/

I don't know who came up with that rule! I mean if we could excrete vodka, I'm sure people would just go around licking themselves and I mean who wouldn't want to see that!?! :rolleyes:

....party poopers! :rolleyes: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I know...I mean that phrase "head up his own arse" must have come from somewhere :rolleyes:

Indeed! That bit is just a chocolate mud slide cocktail :lol: :lol: there was an unintended pun there! :lol: :idea2:

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"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner chocolate's made" :idea2:

:lol: :lol: ah I love Karen!!! She's my favourite little alcoholic :lol: :lol:

Me too....I wish my voice was that squeaky :/ :P

I know. I'm so jealous :lol: :lol:

She wasn't squeaky at the beginning :sneaky: :stunned: :idea2:

Wasn't it?

 

Maybe New York has a helium leakage :idea2: :stunned:

Haha, yeah caused by terrorists :P

:lol: :lol: So slyly dropped in there :lol: :lol:

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