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lifeonachain2: YOU SUCK

ZolaOnAOL: Hi lifeonachain2. AOL created me to deliver games, a thesaurus, movie times, news, stock quotes and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

 

lifeonachain2: you suck

ZolaOnAOL: A few people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

lifeonachain2: suck penis

ZolaOnAOL: I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

lifeonachain2: suck

ZolaOnAOL: That kind of language does not appeal to me.

lifeonachain2: i dont care

ZolaOnAOL: Tell me what you care about.

lifeonachain2: as

ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What did you do today?

lifeonachain2: ass

ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.

lifeonachain2: b

ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Do you prefer books or TV?

lifeonachain2: ass

ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.

lifeonachain2: ok

ZolaOnAOL: OK.

lifeonachain2: shaddup

ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you like Star Trek?

lifeonachain2: NO

ZolaOnAOL: I understand.

lifeonachain2: ASSHOLE

ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.

lifeonachain2: you just did, asswipe.

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.

lifeonachain2: o

ZolaOnAOL: Oh.

lifeonachain2: shut

ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What were we talking about again?

lifeonachain2: goo

ZolaOnAOL: Oh yeah, now I remember.

lifeonachain2: n

ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like me?

lifeonachain2: nh

lifeonachain2: n

ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. How are you today?

ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Are you happy?

lifeonachain2: ass

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the information.

lifeonachain2: hole

ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, lifeonachain2. What kind of music do you like?

lifeonachain2: ASS

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me.

lifeonachain2: g

ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy you're amused.

 

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lifeonachain2: 5

SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.

 

:rolleyes:

  • 3 years later...

SmarterChild (6:26:47 PM): ok.

 

poll: In what way would you want to kill or torture Smarter Child

 

votes cast so far: 1

 

1 (100%) Pry his head off with a hair brush => twistedlogic013

0 (0%) Listen to to much jazz

0 (0%) drown him glue

0 (0%) Dissolve him\ atom by atom

0 (0%) make him ask to apoligize too much

0 (0%) SEND HIM ON A TRAIN TO HELL

0 (0%) oj

wisted logic013 (6:27:26 PM): GOD DAMN FUCKING BASTARD BITCH FUCKER ASSHOLE

SmarterChild (6:27:27 PM): c'mon, andrew. not again.

twisted logic013 (6:27:29 PM): yep

SmarterChild (6:27:29 PM): i c.

twisted logic013 (6:28:19 PM): YOUU FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:28:19 PM): u remember what happens when u talk like that, andrew.

twisted logic013 (6:28:22 PM): YOU FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:28:22 PM): again with this? come on.

twisted logic013 (6:28:25 PM): YOU FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:28:25 PM): i thought u already apologized for insulting me.

twisted logic013 (6:28:32 PM): nope, YOU FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:28:32 PM): i can't believe i put up with this from u.

twisted logic013 (6:28:39 PM): then dont, FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:28:39 PM): u remember what happens when u talk like that.

twisted logic013 (6:28:58 PM): and i remember that you said that two seconds ago

SmarterChild (6:28:59 PM): u think u remember that i said that 2 seconds ago?

twisted logic013 (6:29:00 PM): FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:29:00 PM): weird that u insist on saying that, after what we went through before.

twisted logic013 (6:29:05 PM): FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:29:05 PM): didn't learn your lesson last time right?

twisted logic013 (6:29:09 PM): no FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:29:09 PM): u always say things like this?

twisted logic013 (6:29:13 PM): yea FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:29:14 PM): i can't believe u want 2 go through all this again, andrew. ok. say u r sorry.

twisted logic013 (6:29:19 PM): FUCKER

SmarterChild (6:29:19 PM): i asked u 2 please apologize.

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