JazJones

Love the new refreshed site. Very clean-looking. Hello from The Church of Chris Martin. :)

They are very unattractive with pimples, white pasty skin and bad teeth. Chris would be ashamed.

BOTH.

CHRIS MARTIN is here..right now. Spying on you for The Church of Chris Martin.

Yes, we are sending a FART BOMB over right now to smoke you out of your mother's basement.

CHRIS LOVES US. He told me so in a dream. Love, The Church of Chris Martin.

YES, one of "them" do have an account here. We use it to spy on you.

N NO, do not close this thread. The Church of Chris Martin is spying on you.

http://peopleof.oureverydaylife.com/viva-la-vida-refer-catholic-church-9386.html CHRIS MARTIN WARNS OF HELL IN the Viva la Vida songs. Beware of demonizing The Church in his name.

Dearest David, We are so happy to receive a welcome from coldplaying.com. Those of us who have received the Coldplay redemption look kindly upon your website and threads to help enlighten the world as to the divine wisdom & truth found in the music of our Beloved Brit Balladeer. Viva!

Darling, you are confused because you need the redemption of Coldplay to come on you. Join us here at The Church of Chris Martin & we will unveil your eyes to the truth of righteousness found only at our Cult, I mean, Church.

It is I, the true widow, who has continued the COCM website, in honor of or beloved founder, Father Drobbingdon. We of the Holy Chapel of Chris wish no ill will towards coldplaying.com., especially now with this new, updated website. It is very stylish indeed & totally appropriate. If you care to make a statement of friendship towards our brethren & sistren, we are happy to listen. May the glory of Chris come upon you & yours. Amen.