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Redundancy

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Everything posted by Redundancy

  1. you just called me old :bigcry:
  2. woohooo 7 days to be 19 :dance:
  3. oh my god Marek :rolleyes: ill ask the local uni priest to pray for you..
  4. :laugh4: im not asking anyone to be my bond girl.. yet :sneaky:
  5. what about a Bond girl then?
  6. good good.. just send you a big ass email :P and you?
  7. oh dont tell me you dont wanna be a James Bond?
  8. i wanna be the next James Bond..
  9. yup... i dont really have much of a choice :P and all my friends are lessons right now.
  10. I just had chinese and my stomach hurts :cry: and i just missed Ella online :bigcry: and i dont even know how to use this movie watching system.. :thinking: so ill just spam this place untill my next lesson starts at 2 :bigcry:
  11. errmmmm i just wanna see the girlfriend :rolleyes:
  12. yeah yeah whatever now can you post a pic of his girlfriend please? :rolleyes:
  13. At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something. You want = You want We need = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to. I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron! You’re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period. Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like. I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead.] Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it. Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? (The answer to "What’s wrong?") The same old thing = Nothing Nothing = Everything Everything = My PMS is acting up Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an asshole I don’t want to talk about it = Go away, I’m still building up steam :laugh4: :laugh4: oh my god this is so handy..
  14. im listening to that at the moment, best cd i ever heard. certainly my favourite
  15. ^seconds that! :dance:
  16. my best friend left to another country a year ago, we didnt leave each other for a second. and its weird not having someone to talk to around... normal friends dont get you like best friends do. sorry to hear that :( how did it happen?
  17. oh no, they got shot in their factory by some mad old man who owed them some money.. so instead of telling them he cant pay he just went and killed them :confused: i know that if i could turn back time i would be able to do something about it... but its too late now :( and im sorry about ur grandma anna.
  18. oh i didnt answer my own question. well, i would prevent my uncles from getting killed and tell my girlfriend that I loved her all along instead of waiting so many months to do it :sick:
  19. to when would it be? and why?
  20. ^why do you want to do that to the poor guy? I studied and watched a movie. Same Q
  21. i feel sorry for the fool who studies to understand how a woman's brain work... poor basterd

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