Sam

I see I see...... so in Ireland your water isnt flying up into the air out of the drain sink, thing, it flies down?

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OK I put the stuff in the compartment, now what does the dial do?

it is um..... 8:18am, I go on in the morning, they tend to go on at about 1am :laugh4: but how do work a washing machine bitch???!!!

so.. um.. how ya goin HEYAAAAHHAHHH!!!!! *fly kicks sean into wall* *sean falls dead to ground* I WIN!!!!

my pic is its one of those shemales with boobs and a penis

My mum went to the shops and told me to put the washing on. She showed me how to do it but my mind was on other things. I need help quick!

why...yes....its all coming back to me...........

At least I..... stilll.... have...............pride (yeah thats right you didn't see that coming did you?)

yes, I am a fetus-like blob continually soaking fluids through the straw-like suckers in my anus.

:gorgeous: <------that really does look like a man :laugh4:

I melt when I look at you

thats probably the worst call I've ever heard.

you can talk you transvestite pig *pulls hair*

its the beauty inside that counts

when I read 'brilliant' I laughed out loud :laugh4: I bleed on the inside :| No, but coz Im so retarded I tend to fall over a lot, so yeah, I get my fair share of boo-boos

In an average lifetime I need about 8897676 hours of sleep.

pushing people off planes and then remembering the good times you had with them. I've had too much experience with that one:sick:

Ha ha Reilly makes you think of BO *runs away*

i cracked my skull when I was about 18 months old. EDIT: and if anybody says what I think they're gonna say....:angry:

I usually stare at 'em for about 10 seconds, then look at my watch, 10 seonds, scratch my face, 10 seconds, pick my bum.... and continue like that.

ummm........ I know I started crying for no particular reason when I was home alone the other day, I think I was bored. No, no, it was something on TV, it wasn't sad though :\, maybe it was so bad I cried.

1965.

Ive never been in a church :\ Im serious, I didnt get baptised, don't go to mass. WAIT! I went to my uncle' wedding, that would've been in a church, so that was........... 6 years ago I think.