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:uhoh: :uhoh2: http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3005590&postcount=611 :kiss:

if you come to north carolina, you can be my slave :mad: :whip: you will bring me coffees and do work on the plantation, which is really easy, because this is my yard: you can grow the 'crops' there

get on your knees biotch

i like paul, stalker or no

beg

? *nudge*

i am a sinner whenever i think of chris martin :disappointed:

you are all sinners for liking coldplay

:disappointed:

you evil cruel lobsterhater *stomp*

awwww, i am your friend anyway lore, no matter where you are :wacko: (unless there isn't a wifi connection)

yea, i agree. they are all stupid

what is the best question in life?

:bigcry: i think all my ex girlfriends are married .. except one who likely never will :evilgrin:

drive to north carolina and i will be your friend :wacky:

adios my pot smokin brotha meh i dont feel like rhyming this one :tongue:

is this your version of friendly?

oh, i want to know about this :( can we talk on messenger sometime? maybe not tonight if you are tired or if it takes me a while to install ... this is a new computer

my demandings for you are very high and i imagine you don't wonder why you are as smart as a bumble bee your brain like a stinger scares the shit out of me a girl's demands are typically reasonable but if i was a girl it would be less sensible because that man would have to be my bitch even as a boy i make commands and men twitch (i wish) are you saying that sperms fly in airplanes? and eggs are romantic friends who wait in the rain? if that is true then i must complain that the zygote formation is somewhat plain for the sperm cell explodes like a bomb in a train only to turn into a creature that's vain but a germ will not gloat about its place so remote it simply conquers over all it can feign

what the heck is your point?

:thinking: you seem very cynical randomness is very comforting :blush:

you could also be called a germ but then you might need a new perm because germs do not have pretty hair nor do they seem to really care do you think of me as being a miss? but if i was a miss, i would throw lots of fits because then i would marry a stupid boy who had lots of money to buy me lots of toys but there is something wrong with the state because it seems the world at its fast paced rate is still very large compared to this place and to see all my friends i need an airplane

that which you said wasn't true because you were able to do what you said was not possible for you and you played the game pure and true :rolleyes: (this is getting harder)

i suppose that most of our emotions are based on the amount of effort we have to make and the amount of distraction... like pain is really just a distraction from consciousness/concentration. the brain is saying AHHHHHHHHHH LOOK OVER HERE like at your toe or head or something that hurts. but with emotions such as love, a person who wants material things doesn't want to experience their own thoughts, they want to be distracted by that thing. we love people, because they distract us from our own brain. is this getting too random?

fame? how did i get fame with my name? is it because i live in amERICa? and what's wrong with north carolina? :uhoh: i promise i will poop wherever you tell me to stoop :toilet: