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Best u Can

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  1. innuendo At the speed of light you arrive Like a wind to cool the inner mechanisms Water forms an inner course through To bring life that wasn't alive before Surely, gold is great, unsatisfactory But as a human being I perform, When death is alive like never before "Cuz there's no one like you in the universe" _______________________________________ Blueberry Fairies Berries fall upon us like fairies Yesterday we had dreams about drugs Crack takes us back to color the black I snack on crack to have more fairy attacks Slumped over loiterers emphasize their butt Winging through the parking lot of pizza hut And then fly to the sky to get really high Too, just like us they must discuss Dreams about homosapien human things The ugly fat things without any wings Frying fishes to make pretty dishes They wish it was delicious Muse-fairy drugs will make us fall in love
  2. well if it's the house of trouble and that house is my mind then my mind is the mind of trouble so the concept of trouble is describing my mind, but not neccessarily hidden from it
  3. hamonkhamonkhamonkhamonk
  4. after the end of every word say monk... that way it won't be spam hellomonk juliamonk :surprised:
  5. :bigcry: are you saying I'm in trouble?
  6. :uhoh: taht yas gniyrt yllaer ton m'I .. dias uoy tahw gnitcerroc tsuj m'I :tide :smug: *kcus lla uoy
  7. I think it was more like I came up to an empty house :disappointed:
  8. :bigcry: !!sdrow ruoy fo redro eht ediced uoy lliw
  9. yo hablo un pocito de español también
  10. ailuj egaugnal ruo kaeps nac ew
  11. right now I'm thinking "what am I thinking right now?" .. nothing is coming to mind
  12. you both live in germany so if I speak english it's still a foreign language to you :uhoh: what does "yay, j'ai le compris, Eric!" mean?
  13. bah, that's horrible, now he's going to have an awful birthday, poor guy :wink:
  14. happy happy happy
  15. "They're just excuses, son" Today I vomit a comet Yesterday I destroyed an asteroid my room revolves around the earth my mom dropped a bomb on the wrong occasion referring to our rotation so it splashed in the sea and was attacked by ugly fishies; that's why _____________________________________ Love, as Defined by Colby Starkson in a Lonely Canadian Town I see the lightest green I've ever seen approaching on high a mile in the sky the UFO is smothered with pretty lights it says, "walk on, walk on" so I begin an excavation it lands and I go to where no man has gone before I was decieved! they wish to abduct me this alien ship is full of lonely females. my choice, they will each be my wife or it's the end of this life and I'll be just like them all 15,153 of them I accept the task; but alas! each wedding, each honeymoon I am harassed! my hair is too short my arms are too long some make me wear nothing, some a thong one by one I am part of their nation slowly I see myself submit to their mastery of wit forget you, I'm king I deserve better treatment they show me the queen, her name is alwchicackreoeer she is wise and beautiful and seduces me with her crowned tentacle performs the dance that in itself is romance without a warning she attacked me alwchicackreoeer squeezed with a squeeze that leaves the pythons at ease I felt a rib crack and seconds away from a heart attack she said "get in my bed" (although it was more like "gluaughglufp") this encounter of horrific love nearly knocked me unconscious I can only compare her to a sickly butcher who lusts over filet of flounder at last she was complete and massaged me with her theet one by one I am part of their nation and then I woke up: "who is awxheoree?" "that's you honeysnuggles"
  16. :lol: awwwwwww thanks I have stuff to do. bye loreloo
  17. :cry: I thought I was a pink princess
  18. lore? you are ms moo?
  19. mmmmmmm, now that is genius. I think you're right... I would agree with you but he likes pooping on the other carpet..... it's the only carpet in the house that ISN'T brown...... I guess....... maybe he's trying to say something about the color..... he wants the whole house to be brown........ this would be a really smart thing to say....... however I know he doesn't poop down there because it's brown but because it's close to the door... and far away from everyone....... so he's trying to get out and at the same time he's hiding so if no one does let him out no one will see when he does it....... pretty smart......
  20. I could tell when he was looking at the carpet. He's tortured by the color... it's so dull.... still....... he's colorblind..... but it's a dull color..... he's never really seen bright colors.
  21. I want to know. What does an animal think? I think my dog doesn't like our carpet
  22. we're doing the same thing in english but I actually love it... when there are good interpretations and the text is good...

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