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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
oh, and yes. you may
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
I thought you were gone, so in turn I began to be sad because I cared. I forgot to ask if I can care :embarassed: it's a little late for me to ask but I would like to know if there is any possibility that I may be allowed to cry if you abandon me like a kitten in a box :bigcry: :blush:
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
becky is herrrrrre :evil:
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
:bigcry:
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
hello julia. now, may I express sympathies and use questions and statements to create what human beings refer to as a "conversation" with you so that we may "converse" with each other?
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
now may I please reply with another hello to you? or is this forbidden to spielverderbers as I am one of those?
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
yes, you may:
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
:devil: rickeloooooo
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
and now bye :blush:
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eman gnivieced a si "thgirb" .bobaifos
I have no funny jokes to say hello so in a very dull and sad way I say hello :blush:
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LET'S GET DRUNK
:laugh3: we have to ezleepeh goodnighteth
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LET'S GET DRUNK
aw, well that's ok. I will just not do it and eventually you will give into the urge because you are a teenager. and teenagers are naughty :vanish: but I am a mature young adult. I have passed your stage of "me want daddy to rip off all my clothes" except, since I am daddy that would mean I thought "mommy" except with the exception of dave :disappointed: BUT I can wai......... er............ what am I talking about I WANT TO RIP OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!!! :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:
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LET'S GET DRUNK
that wasn't psychology I was using on you, that was what you were thinking :smug: now it will make you happier if you just tell the truth, go ahead. say it: "I want my big daddy to rip off all of my clothes" go ahead. do it. :kiss: :charming:
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LET'S GET DRUNK
hehe, nobody's going to get drunk. I just said "I want to drink some champagne" and then she said "let's get drunk" we were joking though
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LET'S GET DRUNK
:blush: tell that to miss "let's get drunk"
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LET'S GET DRUNK
:uhoh: I never said that, you are using your psychological ideas to make me do what you really want me to do :kiss:
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LET'S GET DRUNK
YOUUUUUU are the one with the big ideas to get drunk :sneaky: wanna get feisty? :cool4:
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LET'S GET DRUNK
:kiss: woohoooooooo!! :drunk: yeaaaa :baby: :kiss: (to our 1st anniversary)
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Poets
Weird Lizard weird lizard ____________ I made you a love pom (from one lizard to another lizard) if you fall through the crack catch your rib, give you heart attack I love you, I cry because crack make you die if I lit a cigarette in the gas chamber to smoke it your redemption catches my eye's attention and love I open up show my intestine my heart you tore me apart I return to her that which, to my love to push, to shove that which, to those above will win your wonder my heart beats, all of it ______________________ whistle while you work a cement block: plucks the heart strings of my soul this beautiful green plastic ring will you marry me? the point is when you gave me the pearls of a caribbean clam trapped within its golden mansion that's when I decided, I hate you
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Man slapped in face with wet fish
:laugh3:
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Indecency fine for Pussycat Dolls
I wouldn't call them whores but have you heard their music? it's definitely explicit
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Woman claws her way to world record
"and taking care of her husband, who has Alzheimer's disease." when he starts to forget who she is I hope she at least cuts her nails
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Show us your art!
:bigcry: you strangled him !
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Whats In Your Wallet?
driver license uncc id card library card blood donor card auntie annie's pretzel card 3 grocery store cards oops a mall discount card :uhoh: I don't work there anymore jc penny gift card bank card / store cards and a 20$ image lab card which I can't get to work the card for my hair stylist a receipt which is entirely blank after being in there so long some weird number for my computer and my license plate written on a little piece of paper discount which is no longer good for kohls and temporary kohls charge which I don't need and some money
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Pictures, webcams, mugshots etc etc etc
cuuuute :surprised: