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I have to go, people of the other continents farewell

or maybe the devil is punishing you because you didn't reply to me on msn :bigcry: :devil:

or maybe since I like dave, which could make me half a girl as that would be gay and leave me with half a brain :wacko:

that I dont have a brain? :bigcry:

well, they know everything that boys think. And that's even scarier than knowing everything. because if they knew everything maybe they would know how to be really longsuffering and patient with stupid boys, but since they don't always have that knowledge our dirty evil thoughts backfire on us... ok, I'm reading too much philosophy and now I'm starting to sound wacko, sorry :lol:

:bigcry: then it's true :disappointed: girls know everything. they took our brains and now they know what we think :cry:

well, unfortunately I'm not too random right now because I'm reading a really confusing book at the same time as I'm talking to you so... my brain can only handle a minimal load since I am a boy and boys don't have brains.

well hello miss other person I would like to speak to. how are you?

:bigcry: speak to me :evil:

the solution I came up with which isn't neccessarily the solution is so complicated that I might as well just say it and no one will get it and they'll just be more confused so I don't think it will ruin anything to say it. this is what I said: I hate: when people say they hate something AND then they do it. in this case determining if this is a hypocritical statement one must determine what the stater means by "do it" if "do it" means "say they hate something" then this would be a hypocritical statement. But it wouldn't make sense that that is what the stater is stating and by rephrasing the question this is made clearer...... this would be assuming the statement is: "I hate it when people say they hate something and then they say they hate something" which is quite a redundant sentence. so unless the stater is quite redundant then surely they are not being a hypocrite. But I'm still not completely sure about this..... because "do it" could mean multiple things including "say they hate something" as well as "eating peas" etc. then the sentence would not be a redundant one, but determining whether or not the statement is hypocritical must mean determining if the stater hates when someone says they hate something and that's probably impossible to do by that statement, but I haven't figured everything out and I'm still not sure at all if that's the only way to figure it out.

:D bye

the problem with that is I hate: when people say they hate something AND they do it what you were referring to is: I hate when people say they hate something. but that wasn't the statement :sneaky:

that's what I thought, but what if "it" at the end of the sentence means that I'm saying I hate something?

I can see them all, they are peeping in and dropping like flies :evil: just 100,000 more coldplayers to go

the question or the realization that you don't know if it's a hypocritical statement or not?

is this a hypocritical statement?

mmmmmmmmooooooooo if you feel like falling down on the floor and sucking some solution that causes sexy seizures relax, relations really relive painful events relax here next to me don't cause extraterrestrials to have sexy seizures

reflection Assuming that there is a soul oh, I envy it this ant carries a crumb, home if I could only carry this understanding is more opressive than hell I look inside to understand myself well with a sigh comes out my innermost being assuming that there is a soul at least it is submitted at this moment to my most foolish and most wise control though heaven and earth may weigh upon me I lift it with mostly omnipotence mostly not as high as it was before when we were young when it was easier to do, everyone knows that a child supposes that in 10 more years he or she will be happier than they've ever been then comes responsibility "labor under the sun" "what profit is it" "eat drink and be merry for tomorrow we die" ignorance is the most empowering weakness. most of our innocense is gone but I don't care, at least that's what we try to do today while driving I tried to forget the road, the gas, the car how much I despise it all assuming that there is a soul drowning in a sespool of lying and confusion it doesn't care don't remind me, it feels great to forget my mistakes I forgive you so easily it's sad, it's hard to forgive my sins assuming that there is a soul drowning in a sespool of lying and confusion loving forgetfulness must be like loving emptiness in that case I give a big hug to air, do somersaults in outer space, wear a suit for meteorites and a parachute for satellites

deep thoughts: vanity is but a grape that one day becomes a raisin

is a restaraunt name misspelled as two words

bees

word

I forgot what i was gonna say :wacko:

any advice on this one would be very nice. I wrote this for a few reasons. 1. I'm bored, 2. I have a headache and 3. I love dave matthews (and I want to have his manbabies) proof of my love if you are made of jello you can't possibly be a fellow if you are made of jam surely you are not a man and unless your name is dave matthews boy, I am never going to marry you