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I have to scroll down to where her sig isn't showing or else my mom will see! :lol: :lol:

My gosh. Chris won't talk to me anymore! I wonder why. :cry:

I am so mad. Last night I stayed up until 1:00am DLing the Square One performance for 4 hours. I played it today and the video part is missing. Something about a codec. So basically after 4 hours I got an mp3 file. If anyone has any tips on how to make this play, please tell me. It was a .avi file btw. I hate computers.

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Those drunk pics are hilarious. :lol: *sigh*

...Wow. Busted. :( :embarrased:

HAHAHA! victaniac's sig had me cracking up for like a good five minutes. Hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: The part where they're just staring at each other... and when he says "A LOOK!" OMG. :lol: :lol: :lol:

'Twas an accident! :lol: Sorry, Chris.

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Guygasmic. :wink3:

:lol: The new Superman.

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Okay, it allllll started in the hotel bar. Coincidentally the same place where the crazy girl and Guy first met! How 'bout that. Anyway, Chris was sitting by Jonny, who was as drunk as Guy was, if not surprisingly more. So I came up to him and asked him what's shakin'. He said, "Please go away." Not that I cared!!! Later that night I saw the guys walking back to their rooms, Guy with a nearly passed-out girl holding onto his ankle. He saw me looking at Chris and did that two-finger-eye-to-eye thing. He was hip to it, baby! He called me to him and told me a special knock to do on Chris' door so I was guaranteed entrance. It sounded like MC Hammer's "Can't Touch This," but I could have been hallucinating. So I waited a few minutes (just enough to allow Chris to get comfy) and knocked that special knock. He let me in without even looking at me! In fact, he was blindfolded. Probably watched the floor to see where he was going. He closed the door behind me. "I'm ready, Jonny," he whispered. "What?" I asked, slightly confused. He snatched the blindfold off his head and exclaimed something too obscene for me to remember. It was magic. We played Go Fish for hours, each time quickening the pace to make things more... exciting, if ya know what I mean! :wink3: God. It was a night I will never forget. And I doubt he will, either. :smug:

:lol: Psh. Like she really eats Carls Jr.

Hip hip HOORAY!

I love that. When I get a man, I am calling him slut puppy. My little slut puppy. :lol:

Omg back to talking about my wild night with Chris plz! :lol:

Forgive me, for I have sinned. *takes shot*

:lol: The only Chris girlfriend-turned-wife's name I know is Gwyn's.

Don't Panic! I mean, I'd be apologizing all over the place if people thought all American girls were like Paris Hilton. You guys -- er, except for her :lol: -- are loverly. :D

LMAO!!! Coldplay need some groupie lovin'! :lol: Don't worry, we know it's just one weird girl. ;)

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OMG. I WENT THROUGH THE EXACT SAME THING. I "connected" with Chris that same night! I looked at him, he looked at me... ... and then I woke up.