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Ondes Martenot

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Everything posted by Ondes Martenot

  1. listening to french is making me jump, i get same feeling when i listen to Hoppipolla :thinking: fifty isn't gifty :wideeyed: russian spies wellknown everywhere Chris Martin wrote a song for us:daisy: Blunt is cunt aurevoirmademoiselle :lips:
  2. should i laugh? or cry on your humor sense? :\
  3. 50 is gangsta. with a bad taste in shoes :sombrero: shoot or shout? better not to shout, his pimping and voice are too difficult to understand for my ears and eyes :ears: :wideeyed: bed=no energy left :wideeyed:
  4. mixing the english,deutsch,french and 简体中文版 is a big problem TENA won't help, only sperm will :wideeyed: physics or maths? gravity or 2+2? difficult to choose drink cock-coke :wideeyed:
  5. puta's-toes? :thinking: it's even worse than Dr.Phil said :worried: :disappointed: cheese is for sperm it's well-known in this area :wink:
  6. i have more than you expect, darling :blush:
  7. eat by worms or eat worms? Men In Black are back to save the universe in interstella burst :wideeyed: some things are which are under the surface, ar ebreaking through without success stuck in Square One? eat cheese with bread and salami :chinese:
  8. quoting this = ABBAgeddon :uneasy: comparing cheese to chess isn't fair black/white and yellow aren't similar, if you're a dog > excusez moi :lips: see the things as they are, spread the sperm till the death :wideeyed:
  9. don't try to hide. use aSSpirin against ache and long hours sleep :smartass: computer is OK and not only for coldplaying.com my penis is in right place this time, don't try to cut it. long life to it :nice: Tena will help once you're in trouble. WC is only for kids, i use toilette :wideeyed:
  10. what FAQ is invented for, MADE-pour moi-selle :laugh1: ??? mind games like chess are not for only boys girls should pay attention, don't listen to ABBA :biker:
  11. blow out me or blow out him :wideeyed: blunty isn't good for porn bond is his name in the future no more rhyme. my b.r.a.i.n. is fucked :nice:
  12. ABBA is worse than my ex-girlfriend :sick: money is Coldplay's hobby :thinking: @Danielle!COOL! :nice: but be quick, they sell all the tickets out in some hours :o
  13. in 2008 says "thom yorke" who member at ateaseweb :worried: we know he is a fake thom though :nice: i think Rock en Seine is still a rumour, waste didn't confirm it yet :/
  14. my sick IQ is my force,power...my master :jedi: i did not eat last month pasta :chinese: being padawan today is hard they always call you then : bastard i'm trying to get a jedi rank no success=rob a bank :wideeyed:
  15. you can still buy tickets for some european shows!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 be quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 here: http://tickets.waste.uk.com/Store/DisplayItems.html
  16. i haven't used AVG,so i can't compare these 2, but since i have Symantec Corporate i didn't have serious viruses or ad/spyware problems (i had AntiVir previously)
  17. don't lie about me and make a bad commercial you know, i'm here to get of me a better version i'm progressing as much as i can and too much swearing can equal a ban :laugh1:
  18. Lea,your dirty mind isn't for coldplaying :snobby: go and get a partner for a good fucking :wideeyed: Reillo-beillo, Tena will help if not, just call your dad :biker:
  19. i gave Chris Tena's phone number so i hope their next won't be a cucumber :cheesy: don't name your children banana :smartass: i like to play with cars once i was on Mars :stunned: and drank vodka in bars :drunk: and had sex with Lars :gaybiker: lie! :laugh1:
  20. i'm not a fan of anal holes i like to play with heavy balls not balls of what you think i like to play snooker, bling bling :wideeyed: name your child Moses as Martin did and you'll be god blessed or not :biker:
  21. lord of the ringy things is not me here open the fridge and find a beer don't blame cheese you, leaving misssssss :wideeyed:
  22. :cool: :cool: :cool: yes, in not this year then ,maybe with this squad, never
  23. nice hair Jules :cool: nice pics, Coldplayers :nice:

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