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Ondes Martenot

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Everything posted by Ondes Martenot

  1. i'm off :laugh3: if this thread won't be locked or deleted then i'm lucky :cheesy:
  2. now this one really makes me do what the fuck? :/ it's not even funny...porn alert!!! :shocked3:
  3. be careful ppl, this one is the best i've seen today :laugh3:
  4. don't be wet,net or even pet :O that would be really,silly,o really, o'reilly bad :lipsrsealed2:
  5. Ondes Martenot replied to Sam's topic in The Lounge
    some members are just coming here to d/load some stuff from Multimedia and don't even post ;)
  6. hahaha Daniele, that one scared me...lol
  7. seriously , my bed is calling myself to sleep so i just want to say c'est la vie :lips:
  8. ok, i stole the idea from another msgboard :cry: but i found this funny, so... you just post a picture which makes you think "what the foock!" hope it's clear :nice: i'm 1st to post
  9. :laugh1: don't touch Coldplay, don't make me sad :sad2: i think you're just another fan who is mad :O Mariah is fat, her songs are vomit so don;t want me to analize this shit, dammit :dozey:
  10. i thought i poisoned those evil things i think humans call them sheep :/ but i'm not sure how can i be sure? :thinking: the time's arrived to leave the scene and sleep till your alarm clock won't ring-bing-ling-ding :worried2:
  11. pro patria et libertate i know where i belong so don't even try to get me wrong :smartass: your philosophy is hard to stand :worried: but it looks like a good brand :O
  12. nobody wants you post in here ignore this thread and make a dinner :cheesy:
  13. I Will in august see those heads i hope i'll go to budapest if not i must to call tena :disappointed: or watch on TV some XXXena :O
  14. i don't drink shit on Sad-sure-days night it would take me to the bright side :O don't be sad of britney's man :optimistic: he used to practice as well in ten....................a :laugh2:
  15. i signed the contract no back way left :shy: don't remind me of hilton :sick: that Bill guy must be in prison :thinking: don't forget!!! pop is dead :wideeyed: another fact which doesn't make me sad :cheesy: signature is mine : :biker: pay tax, or tena won't be fine :O
  16. Mai, your talent is bigger than my pennys altogether :lips: can('t)...be :O i want to relax don't pay tax enjoy the life and have 50 wives :O tena is fake i can better make :smartass:
  17. j'ai le grand pen.. oh! no time left to spell it :wacky: i think it's time to come back to G-Unit :pimp2:
  18. my cock,coke,mock,suck,duck call however you like it my mission here is just to fight it, i mean you always help me can and mr.Affleck will be my man :gaysmiley: ala :biker:
  19. don't fuck my brain, MADEmoiselle :thinking: don't come with tena and her friends :biker: my suit fits to me perfect-lee-li :chinese: and please don't touch my mini-me :O
  20. i broke my hands 6 days before so i just use my girlfriends for... no,no,no, it's not what you mean :worried: my girlfriends help me just to clean!!! :O :biker:

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