heartswarm

:D you're my friend with benefits! :kiss: :D

:huh: what do you mean?

topic: things that scare you 1. things that jump at me out of the blue 2. cockroaches that fly 3. ...spiders 4. boogey monsters 5. people that send me links like this ... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/taken/ 6. earthquakes 7. talking in front of lots of people <<me too 8. muggers 9. creepy-crawlies of all sorts (insects and arachnids included) 10.sharks 11. gators

^ :stunned:

Oh, it's not a big deal :)

:lol:

I feel really rotten having done those wicked things to you...tell me how I can repay you for the wrongs that I've done! :/ I'm not a bad girl.

topic: things that scare you 1. things that jump at me out of the blue 2. cockroaches that fly 3. ...spiders 4. boogey monsters 5. people that send me links like this ... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/taken/ 6. earthquakes 7. talking in front of lots of people <<me too :stunned: 8. muggers

How about oiling your body? :wink3: or whatever you want!

topic: things that scare you 1. things that jump at me out of the blue 2. cockroaches that fly 3. ...spiders 4. boogey monsters 5. people that send me links like this ... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/taken/ 6. earthquakes

^Yeah, Jar-Jar doesn't seem to like guys with red butts... You'll be staying under my custody... :D :D With benefits of course... :D

Jar-Jar : I wefuse to take good cware of ERic! His butt looked werd! :stunned: Gail : Well Eric, it seems that you're safe with me! :D

Gail : Take good care of him! Jar-Jar : If me be lovin' Eric, Bosses will do terrible things to me! Tewwwwible things! :stunned:

topic: things that scare you 1. things that jump at me out of the blue 2. cockroaches that fly

I give you my friend...

:stunned: Ok, I'll stop now. Now your reward for being such a good boy.... *googles...wait for 1-5 minutes...*

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building 3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school 4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies 5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now. 6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off* 7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend 8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday. 9. I watched this guy getting whipped, it was hilarious, apparently he wasn't getting any reward, just getting whipped 10. I felt guilty for not giving him any reward, so I gave him all the love for 1 whole day... 11. even if i did go to shool it would be a distraction, because my red butt cannot be seated... it hurts too much 12. I spent all day thinking about a new topic

:whip: Tell me how does your butt feel! :whip:

don't worry. I'm not...trust me...the reward is *rewarding* if you get through this. :wink3:

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building 3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school 4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies 5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now. 6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off* 7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend 8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday. 9. I watched this guy getting whipped, it was hilarious, apparently he wasn't getting any reward, just getting whipped 10. I felt guilty for not giving him any reward, so I gave him all the love for 1 whole day...

I am, my son! So be obedient! :whip: So who is the greatest in this board? :sneaky:

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building 3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school 4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies 5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now. 6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off* 7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend 8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday. :lol:

:lol: :lol: errr.. :whip: who's your mommy? :idea2:

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School 1. I was sick. 2. I had to save a child from a burning building 3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school 4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies 5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

Ok, let's start again...I'm not used to these sort of things! :lol: :whip: So who's your daddy? :stunned: