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haha! oh now I get it :wacky: I wore fake nails once for a costume party that had a "white trash" theme lul so the nails were pretty long. I had to take them off cause I couldnt do shizz with them on :wreck: like I could barely take my pants off when I went to the toilet and putting them on again was even harder so a friend of mine had to help me hahaha :thinking:

thaanks, julzer :bomb: dundundun :uhoh: who wouldnt want to join the orgy :mellow: a winter walk with the family sounds :heart: taking long walks in the winter is so cosy and the snow sounds so crunchy and :awesome: under your feet. that's a cute pictuer :nice: siblings rawk :wacky: Her gloves sound a bit creepy though :uhoh: haha

lul I said that once

snow snow snow wind wind wind

GAYFACE

awwwwwwwwww Beck :blush:

HAHA I luld :uhoh:

maybe not in your opinion :rolleyes:

lololol

Why do the norwegians go to Sweden to buy TVs? CAUSE THE SWEDISH TV SHOWS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN NORWEGIAN ONES

I cant see them :disappointed:

Josi's cuuute :wacky:

Thanks, people :awesome: GIFs are fun :wideeyed:

Two norwegian pilots are discussing the possibility of flying to the sun. - It'll probably be too hot - Not at all! We'll fly at night!

^ :wreck: What do the nowegians do to afford a video player? THEY SELL THEIR TV

How do you recognise a nowegian plane in a snow storm? THEY HAVE SNOW CHAINS ON THE PLANE'S PROPELLERS

Is your name Jesus?! DIDNT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!

Can you see it now? :uhoh:

Do you know why norwegian people crawl on the floor at the grocery stores? THEY'RE LOOKING FOR LOW PRICES

:heart:

Why do the norwegian people carry TWO CAR DOORS with them when they are walking in the desert? To be able the cause a draft when it gets too warm

whahaha :awesome: Why wasnt Jesus born in Norway? THEY COULDNT FIND THREE WISE MEN

black velvet something something lalala