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My anger has crossed an entire ocean!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA wait, what am I angry about?

don't make me turn nasty and open up a can of ol' Cornish Whoop Ass... :P

but nothing call kill jessica alba. why do you people not understand?!?! she's now a recurring character, get over it! :P

its cos i'm actually the coolest guy on coldplaying!

fucking hell yes. seen them live twice!! got their albums, all their singles, autographs... sq

^ she's a girl!!! blatantly a girl. although she is mighty cool, i'll give you that much

but because she is un-killable, she survives even this...

cow did you manage that?

..but we've already realised she can't die, and a full on cat-fight ensues....

^ was hard to miss! :P

Ice Cream comes from Cream. Cream comes from Cows. Cows come from Cornwall. I come from Cornwall. A Coincidence? I Think Not!

Well most cornish people prefer sheep, but i'm easy either way :P

pretty bored this evening :|

The amount of money you make from it is very small unless you have traffic in excess of thousands of people every day. Best way to get more money is to use better keywords, for example i think 'iPhone' is worth about 80p, whereas 'chicken' is probably worth about 2p

Well when i say roads I mean pieces of wasteland where the cows have worn down the grass by their walking. I'll be right back, just got to give the generator another wind to power this 'computer' gizmo, apparently it runs on eccletrickity! :o

Ooh, now look who's changed direction! Done a U-Turn you have! :wink3: Shame we can't do them in Cornwall, all our roads are straight to cut down on confusion! :P

Only if you stop the hatred towards my peoples and our food!

That's because pasties are amazing!!

Name: Jacob Nick Name : Shakey jake apparently... :rolleyes: Favourite colour : Orange Favourite animal : Polar Bear Favourite song : True Love Waits, Radiohead Favourite Band: Coldplay/Radiohead/Muse Favouirite football team (world cup) : ENGLAND!!!!! If you had a kid boy or girl what would you call it: Lord Truffles. A place you would like to die: Neptune How would you like to die : Excessive probing by said Neptunian alien dude. How many times do you sware a day : Why can't people even fucking spell swearing?? :P How many times do u smile a day : Depends what happens on given day I suppose Your coolest hobby : Photography! :D

Driving! Have another lesson in an hour! :D What can't you stand at the moment?

^ Has a really cool pic which I haven't seen before as her sig. Also knows which year VLV was released in, always helps! :kiss:

Okay okay okay, can we stop with all the abuse which is being thrown towards the Cornish guy? :( And as for you young lady, maybe you should have some of my pasties... :P

he did not want billie piper to die in such a horrific way :( although fear not, for just as i had finished mourning the loss, Jessica Alba came over, and by the power of the daleks she is indestructable...

...jacob cried.

^ very nice! I used that myself for a while :)