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No, but I would really like to at some point

Do this shit on Twitter you self-obsessed bellend

That's like saying if you don't windmill in a high street you are shy.

Yes I have actually, but turns out I did know them, but from the internet, so didn't recognise them straight away, it was awkward while I didn't know.

I saw someone a couple of weeks ago I hadn't spoken to in years, it was nice.

I had a bacon sandwich

You have Highers, you stay in school to do those, pretty sure you have to actually, here school is optional after 16. I did my A levels, changed my mind about what I wanted to do, then was convinced into doing an IT thing but really shouldn't have committed cos the thought of working in IT made me want to kill myself. Nepotism is favouritism granted to relatives or friends 8 inches

System is different in Scotland, we have Sixth Form here after secondary school, that is just college. Late. The Bends.

People who moon should have arrows up their bum like in braveheart

Mods r teh gayzorz

Nice. Nah I changed my mind about what I wanted to do, so I have to do this shitty 1 year thing to get onto the course I want. Yeah man, college is like the stage before university, it's getting you prepared.

I can understand, I just don't give a shit that she is pregnant, I really could not care less. In fact her attitude towards the whole thing is part of the reason I am being like this to her, I got genuinly annoyed at what she was saying, it's rare that happens on the internet to be honest. original joke, bro

So fragile that some person she will never meet and shouldn't care for the opinion of saying some retarded shit cos he's bored would actually affect her? Then why is she on the internet? She should be wrapped up in a blanket with flowers all around living in the fake imaginary happy world.

I think I will, I might even get my penis out just for you ;)

Not really, your posts are all over the place, like I pointed out earlier, one second you are defending the incapable, next you are just being the good guy maaan.

Sorry but that's an absolutely hilarious metaphor, you claimed she wasn't able to defend herself about 4 posts earlier anyway. I spoke to her ages ago on msn and stuff and her posts are retarded.

Yeah man, definitely, you are so much more thoughtful and intelligent than I am, I am Peter Andre to your Friedrich Nietzsche, don't be silly.

What are you talking about? I never brought sexism into it once, it was Leoakjth3iothogj;asdgbs who was on about his girlfriends inablity to defend herself cos she is a weak little girl :( I'm quite grown up, I'm not actually seriously discussing this, she's a dick, I don't like her, this is the internet

Dude that's like totally poetic n shit, what I really hate is myself? Wow, my mind has been blown. Actually I just think she is an annoying dickhead and she's more than capable of "defending" herself.

Yeah semiconductors are really interesting, they are a bit like chemical reactions in the body, it's fascinating to compare. I think we are doing some sort of Waves next.

Hahahahahahahaha Yeah I aim for the weak, that's me, I fucking love swearing at babies, putting them down like there is no tomorrow, so I look forward to your girlfriend's unwanted child to be reluctantly squeezed into this world so I can start abusing it through the internet, cos that's just how I roll. If I am a zombie corpse, I am already rotting, so it's a bit of a late hope. I don't really care who can "handle" what, if you can't take some dick saying something on a forum, don't go on the internet.

Through the roof, mate.

No, I was answering your question, do you have short term memory lapses?

Probably Wes Anderson and The Life Aquatic, by no means my favourite film though.

Yes, I have a tent in my pants.