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Well it's not amazingly written, it's not that captivating of a story, it's just a generic fantasy tale, why is it more popular than, a probably better, alternative?

Jimmy Carr "It's a very good week for slightly black people"

Well it was a dream, but I'll draw illustrations for you if the words are too hard

I just quickly re-read the title and it looke dlike "Annyong Brother" I have been watching the boxsets all night

Haha there was like an unwritten rule that every other song had to ba n artist from Manchester in the 90s, it was ridiculous

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN DUDU DU DUUUUUUUUUU DUDUDUDUDUUUUU DUDU DU DUUUUUUUU DUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUDUDUUUUUUU DUDUDUDUDUDUDU DUUUU DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

What's funny?

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/arrested-development-the-chicken-dance-collectio/2535975147 The one where GOB injures himself makes me laugh so much "I hurt my ankle yesterday shooting hoops or something"

YOU SO CRAZY It's a brilliant song, I love the emotion in Thom's voice in this song.

Well what is a Zombie? They were eating people in 28 days later, remember at the end they die of starvation? It didn't just make them angry. Dead Set was like inbetween that and convention, they weren't really fast but they could move. If you actually see the original Night of the Living Dead (which was referenced in Dead Set) the "zombies" actually move reasonably fast, they can't run but they don't shuffle along, particularly in the first encounter, where she gets chased across a graveyard by one of them. Then in the orignal Dawn of the Dead they became slow, but that was to make the point that people underestimate them because they are so stupid and slow, but when you underestimate them, you die, the sheer number of them will kill you. I don't prefer either type, I think they both suit different kinds of movie and I believe the running Zombies worked for Dead Set and I don't see why it should have to stick to set rules, Zombies are fictonal and can be modified any way the writer sees fit. Vampires are a prime example of that, there are so many different kinds of vampire.

I don't get, at all, why Harry Potter is so popular...

Ever heard of curtains and eyelids?

I wasn't taught, I'm just not a complete dickhead. Me and my sister get on pretty well, the closest we get to fighting is exchanging sarcasm

A girl and I on the bus exchanged smiles and I've been smiling ever since, I feel like the kind of person I hate.

All my dreams are incredibly fucked up and I die in most of them, I'll post some later on if I remember

Wow....you're, not funny...That joke is also quite clearly stolen

None. M&S Cola <333333

That's my party piece!

I can be your alter ego...BABY (I dunno it just felt like Enrique...)

No :/

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But he doesn't think he's unfunny and shit so it would be the reverse title

If you read his interview, sometime around 2002, when people decided things that could barely walk weren't actually that scary.

Probably somethhing about cars or boobs

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