Sammie
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If its not..share it anyway...I'm bored. :stunned:
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This thread is sort of erm..un-sexed now :stunned:
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lol..yeh I get it.. :lol:
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:sneaky: MUSE BABY YEH! :o
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*searches around for 'bob'* Oh!! Right yeh me...duh! :rolleyes:
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it is.. :lol:
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Ahh it get it... its THE Sex thread..thanks for clearing that up! :D
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didnt we already have a sex thread? :huh: Gah I think i'm going mad..ahh well the more the merrier.
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I keep spending money :stunned:
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Bigmouth Strikes Again - Placebo (Cover)
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:lol: lol..come to think of it.. :lol:
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George Bush is having a meeting with the Queen. He asks her: "How do you run an efficient government? Any tips you can give me?" And the Queen says: "Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns, and replies: "Well, how do I know the people around me are really intelligent or not?" The Queen takes a little sip of tea, and says: "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them a riddle". Then the Queen pushes the button on her intercom and says: "Please send the Prime Minister in here, would you?" So Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, Maam?" The Queen smiles at Tony and says: "Tony, answer me this, would you? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?" Without missing a beat, Tony Blair says: "Well, that would be me." The Queen smiles and says: "Very good, thank you!" So, back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he asks to speak with Dick Cheney: "Hey Dick, answer this for me, would ya? Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister... who is it? Dick Cheney frowns and says: "Geez, I'm not sure Mr president...lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney goes to all advisors, and asks everyone he can, but no one can answer it for him. Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall over. So Dick shouts over to him: "Hey Colin... can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not you sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell flushes, and yells back: "Hey, that's easy... it's me!" Dick Cheney smiles and yells: "Thanks!" So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush: "Hey Mr President, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!" Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney. Bush yells right in Dick's face: "No, you fucking idiot! It's Tony Blair!" :lol:
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I think its good they chose Hysteria :D
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I Love Léa. :stunned: :kiss:
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