Everything posted by chrismartin_freak
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Chris Martin sex haikus
http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerspray/2005/11/celebrity_haiku_4.html found that on google search.weird, huh?
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Who has the best arse?
Chris wins hands down. only because i eat, breath and sleep CHRIS MARTIN. im aware of my issues ;) to me guy's ass is 2nd best then jon's.
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Gwyneth...
jon & chris look good together, that's all im saying...
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Gwyneth...
oh, lol, i just meant like i saw them kiss during that Live 2003 clip that was made into an icon on LJ and i saw it on a picture someone posted during a Coldplay concert. thanks for clearing that up. i love your signature picture, i love chris' "crazy" hair
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Gwyneth...
i know but i've seen chris & jon kiss and i was just wondering if she knew of them being that close before.
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Gwyneth...
i don't mean to sound rude but i was just wondering if gwyneth knows of chris & jon being close...just wanted to ask that. if you don't know thats fine.
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Ever have a dream about Coldplay?
i've daydreamed about chris and jon being married with children during my math class at school...weird. i guess that pretains to dreaming since its a daydream
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Ever have a dream about Coldplay?
darn, i meant nursery. 13 yr olds can spell lol. i had a dream about me being 21 and chris being in his 30s. we met at a coldplay concert (yeah they're still around in about 2014). he had 3 more kids with him and gwyn was sitting with them in the front row. i talked to chris backstage and we made out and stuff before he proposed to me! jon cried and gwyn took the kids and flew back to LA. the end again.. :sneaky:
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Ever have a dream about Coldplay?
i've only experienced one coldplay dream. i really shortened it for yall. Jon and Chris were getting busy in the nusery and Gwyn had lost her old baby weight. She was getting ready to put Apple and Capone to sleep when she heard noises upstairs, male moans coming from Chris AND Jon...anyways in the end they all get busy together. THE END! I'm so disgusted with myself but I heard dreams like these were normal... :embarrased: Don't judge me! *hides in a ball*
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coldplay girlfriends
hey, does anyone know about emma holland? i read somewhere that she dated chris when coldplay released parachutes.
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Chris and Jonny
that's the picture. it seems as though guy is sporting one too.
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Chris and Jonny
aww thanks. i fit in so well. i know i'll love it here. chris gets me excited (hence the siggy) but now jon doesn't half bad. he's sexy. theres this pic somewhere on this site where i spot chris and jon carrying boners... ;)
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Chris and Jonny
:) thanks for the help. i dont mean to sound crude but i wonder if chris and jon have, ya know, done it...sorry :embarrased:
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Chris and Jonny
what's the link to the fanfic? i've always wanted to reread it... :blush:
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Chris and Jonny
haha no no no im fine. i've been observing yall before i registered. *im southern* is it the fanfic where its written mostly in Jon's POV? if so i love it
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Chris and Jonny
wow, that was fast. i mean you replying and all. Chris and Jon should marry or do what lovers do... ;) *giggles*
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Chris and Jonny
they look cute together!!! are they really in love because both are with women... just wondering. im new to their love affair lol :confused: