The Faceman

Yeah, it's about 500ml I believe, 600 when on offer. This translates as roughly twice the size of a Coke can.

I'd bet on a can of Carlsberg special brew. The true drink of the chav/wino.

I concur with mc_squared on this one. That is quite a large bird, maybe it's a peacock or grouse.

I can see why the younger girls would find Coldplay attractive. After all when I was younger people found Liam Gallagher attractive. No matter how you look at it he is not a good-looking man. Unlike The Faceman of course lol.

It's been seasoned well, I can see that being a tasty morsel.

That has to be one of the best photos of a Turkey yet.

I uses a capital T as it's the title of the thread. I thought that I was in the right but I only did A-Level English. I haven't been to uni or anything so I'm probably wrong lol. Also I totally agree, randomness does indeed rule.

Well there was a thread about Bush/Blair and the whole Iraq thing that I posted on but that seems to have died. Apart from that I've mainly been on here for amusement and to slag off James Blunt. Anyway I'm going offline as familys coming to visit. Laters, coldplayers.

Just though that I'd come on for some intelligent conversation, either that or for some amusing threads. The "what's your favourite" are my personal favourites. But the Turkey thread doesn't look like it's going to die anytime soon. Even if hardly any of it is actually about Turkeys.

A lot of what exactly?

I happen to know Partridge in real life. So obviously I'm going to defend my friend when he isn't here to do it himself.

It's well documented that I'm not the biggest Coldplay fan there is but I must agree with Badly Drawn Girl. Comparing James Blunt with Coldplay is ludicrous.

Why not? along with mc_squared, Tom Selleck, a few words and of course myself. I think he posts some of the funniest comments on here. You can hardly blame him for certain members lack of humour. I've been online almost everytime that Partridge has and he's never started an arguement with anyone. He only rhetortes when someone slags him off or labels him a "spammer"

His profile is playing up at the moment. Don't worry I'm sure he shall return in the future.

Fair enough, but as a soldier who has been to Iraq twice I've seen the state of the country first hand. I know in the long run it's all about the oil but no matter how you look at it. Saddam needed to go, and we did that. I think that were obliged to stay in that country untill it has a fully functioning government. If not then they'll just be straight back to square one.

I'm an international jetsetter that's why it say's I live in LA, besides everyone in America knows that the greatest empire the world has ever seen is the British. Also you said that my comeback was shit before i even posted that last quote. So I don't really see where you're going with that one. Now do me a favour son and run off and do some homework or something. Either that or do some crockodile hunting or whatever it is you fools do for fun.

I was gonna have a full on arguement with you. But if you can't even realise that I was taking the piss out of your country then I don't even see the point. I could go on about the rugby and cricket and also the fact that the only reason your country is there is because we shipped a load of convicts to your shores. Then again that might be seen as below the belt, so I wont bother. Also neighbours and home and away are shit.

Good comeback.

I'm not fat dude. Do me a favour and go throw another shrimp on the barby.

i'll associate sexy with the faceman.

what would i associate with lazy i wonder? how about sloth

I might be totally missing the point of this thread. But when have coldplay ever been seen as a good-looking band?

shed

James Blunt writes some of the worst lyrics I have ever been unfortunate enough to hear. Example "Came down from heaven, worked 9 till 7" Those lyrics might not be exact, but you get my point. The mans voice just really, really gets on my tits too.