The Faceman

Indeed, I always wondered why thet didn't get a true musical expert such as yourself as a judge Alan. After all with all that experience at Radio Norwich surely you're an ideal candidate for the job.

Oh please stop my friend. Your puns and word trickery are too much to take. Richard Whitely would be proud.

Did anybody see Jonathan Wilke's goal just now on Socceraid. What a beauty, it takes me back to the Devon and Dorset community cup of 1976. When the great Rodger McLoughologhoghlan scored after a mazy 45 yard drible. I think we all know how THAT mach turned out.

Can't say I do.

Make sure you do mate, they taste better going down than coming out believe me.

And she's a ginger. God was truly having a laugh when he churned that one out.

Green or Blacks?

She's got a hunch as well. The fat bitch.

Milka seems to be winning the debate thus far. I'd have to say that it would indeed be a worthy champion. I'm definitley more of a Galaxy fan personally.

Genius, surely with lyrics such as those she's have stayed in both the charts and the peoples hearts for longer.

I never agreed with the inclusion of "candy" based snacks such as Skittles in selection boxes. In my opinion it should be chocolate and chocolate only.

No woman can elude The Faceman, no matter how fat.

I'd have had you down as a Double-Decker man personally Big P. I'm also partial to the odd Toffeecrisp every now and again.

To be fair though mate, I have slept with many, many women. Not all of them beautiful, I do what I have to in the name of The A-Team. I f Hannibal says I have to do it then there really is no choice.

How are we forgetting the mighty double-decker? Surely a greater chocolate bar will never be constructed.

She's a very beautiful woman. A perfect example of the female form you might say.

I totally agree, what an idiot. Get yourself on the chocolate thread mate, it's the shizzle.

I have tasted Milka on my many travels, it's mainly found in mainland Europe I believe. The price to taste ratio is quite extrordinary.

We're talking about the ill-judged "Fucking High" lyric aren't we.

Galaxy is awesome, kicks Caburys are any day.

I think it's because he's trying to sound like a "serious" artist.

I've just polished off a nice Toblerone as we speak. Pure quality, you get what you pay for in my opinion.

That's fucking quality mate. I hate Bud, tastes like warm piss.