Majson

queen :lol:

sheesh...nice to see the fine art of humour has evovled

bossy :lol:

*raises eyebrows* methinks this palce got weird

ghey

mouthy

1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with. 2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka. 3. You can tell a woman you love her bathing suit, and truly mean her bathing suit. 4. You can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spot a toupee. 5. You can explain the nuances between steady date, boyfriend and lover. 6. You understand why the good Lord invented spandex. 7. You can smile to let someone know you can't stand them. 8. You've read the book, seen the movie, done the musical. 9. You know that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult. 10. You've called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend. 11. You know that pigs and bears are not necessarily rural wildlife. 12. You've been to a bris, a barmitzvah, a christening, a first communion and too many weddings and you have a carefully considered evaluation of the food after each. 13. You've shaved something other than your face. 14. Your love handles are actually used as such. 15. After a workout at the gym, you feel like a new man. And he's right there in the shower. 16. You've actually lived out some of your fantasies. 17. You have 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal. 18. Unlike most straight women, you have no problem being treated solely as a sex object. 19. en throwing a party, you know how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too. 20. You are ALWAYS ready for your close-up. 21. You're not embarrassed to sing in a piano bar. 22. Nobody tells you what to do in bed...unless you tell them what to tell you. 23. You know that sex complicates things. So? 24. You really have "been there, done that." 25. Your women friends will tell you everything you want to know about their boyfriends. And that means everything.

so we hear david..so we hear... wait are we talking actual banas or are they metaphors? personally what does it matter? if you like a person, you like a person? of course you did pick two munters to begin with

i used to have a strong dislike for ronan...then i saw him on room 101 and he was actually kinda cool... now i only dislike him

back of bitches..this cow is mine!

i am good dear sweet one, how are you?

oh we're talking on here pah i dont wanna be popular anyway...it's too much the "in" thing to do. all i care about is that i'm sarcastic,rude, honest and moody....i love it

you dont need to keep posting the link, it's the very 1st post ya moron!

ah right.....that's how the board always used to be backin the day

die with laughter, well do hurry up..some of us have a bed to go to

i don't need to fight over who is the most popular, i know, therefor i am

or both

mm rock music......rockstar ison channel 4. pah

why do you rule for ? you ain't the sh*t i aint now, nor have i ever been "the shit" i am the shitter

laura, you're not on msn, get on it so i can grope you privatly

why is he pissing you off?

eeew...visuals.....eeew..the hat has vomit in now

tom peed!!!! well howdy... and laura *snogs*

sssheeesh..postage alert

bless ya cotton socks