Sam Malone

It's simple, i thought it would be a great way for picking up chicks! I've been thru most of the ladies here in Boston, and This coldplay forum has a lot of fast and easy women for old Sammy to get his beautiful teeth into!! I have the greatest hair in fashion! I grew it myself you know.

If i put you in my little black book will you stop ignoring me? Sammy just wants to be your friend!

I'm Sam Malone, the ultimate lady's man and all round good guy! I use to play for the red sox before becoming an alcoholic and throwing my career away.. I'm now a recovering alcoholic and been clean for quite some time. So what i would like from the coldplay fans is a little compassion and understanding, it's not easy been me and i don't like been ignored. I'm s'pose to be the centre of attention. Is it because none of you are in Sammy's little black book? Well if you're nice to me we can sort that little problem out, i have a few spare spaces in reserve. I'm a legend!

Take a look at the thread and you will see that i've already answered that question......

Not sure whether or not this one has been said yet but Quavers for me everytime! The way them badboys melt in your mouth is nobodys buisness. If you wanna give old Sam a good time just whip out a packet of those cheesey snacks and i'll be thrusting my love machine into your womb in no time!

Don't you mean "Stop typing words into a computer?" Shut the fuck up means when someone is speaking.......... Never debate me it's my one true talent... Well that and being a ladykiller!

I'm truly sorry if i've offended or annoyed you but i thought it was a reasonable question to ask. Gwyn is an important subject and with my appetite for fast and easy women, i wanted to ask the coldplay fans their feelings on whether or not they would kick her out of bed for breakfast.

I don't understand your comment? Maybe 'cause you I'm blind! I love kitties

Oh dear me! Is this the sorry state of affairs this country has come to? We have people like you in Uni with the innability to be able to spell and use grammer to great effect! I say fuck your friend and learn English at G.C.S.E level and quit Uni 'cause it's obviously not working... Or just come to my bar at cheers and have yourself a time...

It's been over two decades since the moustache was in fashion and i was wondering whether it's time to bring it back? Lets stop and think about this for a moment. I think it's time to bring it back, lets all rejoice and come together as one and grow that upper lipped facial hair!!!!

Everybody Knows My Name You really hurt my feelings by that comment! The people that i talk to are genuine, and are actually decent people! Maybe if you took the time to get to know them you'll agree with me wholeheartedly. Pop down to cheers and i'll buy you a pitch of lager on the house, so we can discuss our differences.. You can meet the gang as well,Norm still hangs out as usual but Rebecca has gained a few pound... Oh and Woody has become this big Hollywood movie star now, you just can't make this shit up!

Would you kick Gwyneth Paltrow out of bed for breakfast? It's a topic of conversation that's been niggling away in my beautiful mind! Personally i would because she has to be a man in drag... Come on people, everybody knows Chris Martin loves the cock!

Maybe we could discuss favourite toothpastes, thats always a ratings winner with the ladies!!! Colgate everytime... you know the one with the red and white streaks in them! Sam Malone always has colgate to thank for his pearly whites.

I'm just wanting to ask a question in the way of a confession but does the size of a mans penis matter? Come on ladies be truthful, i can take it.....

Making your way in the world today takes everything you got. Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see our troubles are all the same. You wanna be where everybody knows your name. You wanna go where people know people are all the same. You wanna go where everybody knows your name.