Sam Malone

What i can't understand with his thread Alan is he dosn't explain what he does with his powers in public. Does he do a George Michael and pull his cock out in front of a copper 'cause that takes courage..

Hey Doc whats the future on Coldplay? How many more bland albums do they make? And while i'm here firing questions, how long do i have to put up with Robbie Williams before taking a gun and spraying my brains across the wall.. I'm Sam Malone i take different women out for dinner and drinks. My teeth are pearly white and i spend thirty mins giving oral. The lady always comes first.

Tut Tut!!! How dare you slag a member of coldplay off,they are legends. Only joking Alan, Johnny is a complete arse but Martins dancing is just as bad.

Assasinate bush,impeach blair then remove mugabe from power. That's more important than making trade fair.

Surprise Surprise, Rick8 leaving another pointless smiley.... YOU SUCK SATANS COCK.

And to think that Bono turned round and said Tony Blair was doing a fantastic job just proves your point immensely.. And don't get me started on his arse licking of Nelson(I've done fuck all to save Africa)Mandela.

Yeah Bono is a proper sucker of satans cock, his voice is on par with chris martins as being the worst in the music business.

Coldplay seems to be a popular choice,even getting on a lot of peoples number one spot. Each to their own i guess but don't be suckered in like the u2 fans...

Ennio Morricone-The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly(Theme tune)

I really wanted to put greenday in my top 5 worst bands but there's so many to choose from. Greenday are not and i repeat NOT punk rock. Coldplay just missed out on the top 5 worst bands as well but i thought better of it 'cause these Coldplayers don't like difference of opinion.

By replying to Rick8 and Clearascrystal you're playing into their hands. If you don't want to feed the trolls just ignore them,all they do is spam on other peoples threads. I'm Sam Malone and i'm using a new cologne, i'll let you smell my scent for sexual favours.

First of all i would like to congratulate The Faceman on such a good thread, maybe we'll start to get the recognition we've been longing for! I'm afraid old Sammy is working 5till11 today so i'll be missing out on those t-bone steaks. I swapped shifts with Carla so she could be on day shift today,wish i never now but i was a little drunk last night and ended up agreeing to anything. Top 5 Bands.. 1. Radiohead 2. The Smiths/Morrisey 3. P.J Harvey 4. Joy Division 5. The White Stripes Top 5 Worst Bands. 1. Robbie(fucking)Williams 2. Bon Jovi 3. Bryan Adams 4. Kylie Minogue.-I just hope she doesn't make a come back. 5. Avril Lavigne.

Can we stick to the topic of the thread please! I would like to throw my crisp loving hat into the ring here and say cheese and onion flavoured Disco's. They just crunch in your mouth sending all kinds of cheese flavoured delights to your tongue. Old Sammy is salivating just thinking about them.

I'm thinking about alcohol! Don't worry your heads though, i've been stone cold sober for over twentyfive years. It's just hard for Sammy sometimes and living in a bar doesn't help.

The Faceman

I'm a little dissappointed that my name has been slagged off while i've been offline. and to call me a racist is very upsetting. I'm just here to make friends and i've made many and cherish them very dearly. you know who you are.

The guy has just blown his chance almost as big as the big bang!!! He should just kill himself with the shame.

The banker only offered him 25,000 on deal or no deal, what the fuck? Thought he was worth more than that.

Will this be the moment a contestant gets the 250000 on deal or no deal? The gang at cheers are on the edge of their seats with finger nail shavings on the floor.

Penetrate my mother-by incest

I like little boys by peodophile...

Now now my little slippery minx,Sam never ment any offence just being interested in the choice of name.