Sam Malone

Here's a challenge for you and it's quite an easy one at that. Name me one thread or comment you've said on this group that was either funny or interesting. I'm holding down the gauntlet for you.It's on the floor.Dare you pick it up?

Hey Clear as Crystal or should i say Rick8! I know you two are the same people. The most irritating people in my eyes are the ones that contradict themselves. You say i have multiple personalities yet you come on this group and slip in and out of character with your alter ego Rick8. I have a word of warning, you will be caught out and when you do they will delete your profile. In fact i might report you 'cause it's not fair on the genuine coldplayers who stick to the rules by having just the one profile, unlike yourself. I bet you're Erin in disguise as well, i wouldn't put it past you. Ever heard of the phrase "The lunatics are running the asylum?" Well you're a lunatic and this group is the asylum. Case fucking closed.

I'm off to make a coffee and a light up a cigarette, my nerves are shot to pieces. Noel conducts that show like it was an orchestra. The guy is as clinical as a surgean doing open heart surgery!

This is the most bizzarre and surreal deal or no deal i've ever seen. Coldplayers you are missing out on kick ass no holds barred experiance of television history! COME ON,COME ON,COME ON.

Noel has just said "You can't touch them big ones!" Only Mr. Edmonds can get away with such sleaze....

Double penetration from the iconic eighties legends is a banquet of sexual pleasure for any lady to take. The 250,000 has already gone and it's just started. I love the tension this show gives. I wonder what Noel would look like with a moustache?

Your too kind Faceman. I still have Three Men And A Baby parties back at my ranch. I'll send you an invitation the next time i put one on. There'll be sophisticated chats, elegant women,a buffet of lavish and taste essential foods and a huge screen to watch me out act Tom Selleck In Three Men And A Baby. Aside from that me and Tom still have a mutual respect for each other. I kinda miss him, last time i saw him he was getting down and dirty with Monika from friends.

I'm afraid i'm sworn to secrecy on that Faceman. I could be taken to court for slander, and after my flop movies such as Loch Ness and Made in America starring Whoopee Goldberg, i can't afford the big payout.

One of the regulars at Cheers is having a bit of a crisis! He wants to go to the bathroom but he doesn't know whether he's a boy or a girl.

Consider it done Faceman! I've also got you them tranquilisers you asked for.It'll come in handy for when you're trying to get B.A Baracus on that damn plane!

YES!!!!! Finally Sam has scored, i knew the defence mechanisms of the female coldplayers would have to cave in at some point.

Sam Malone sends you a butterfly kiss. The dress you're wearing really brings out the colour in your eyes. Maybe we should go for a meal and then back to mine for a cosy nightcap!

Yep clear as crystal is defo Rick8!!!! This is what i call a hypocritical bastard! Or in some cases a double standard. Don't worry Alan they know we've got 'em cornered..

I bet you're Rick8 aren't you, is that why you stick up for him? In fact i bet most of the coldplayers on this site is just you pretending to be other people! In FACT I'm almost convinced!!!! What a loser. And to think i was gonna use my Sammy charm on you as well! Good day sir!

Moron

Moron

I just thought the colplayers had a little bit of compassion but i got it wrong... You seem to be a touch on the hostile side. Learn to relax a little and i don't want people feeling sorry for me, i just wanted a breather from the insults. Do you like my hair? I always use hairspray to keep that sucker firm.

I don't like people not liking me though, so i got out of that thread to spread my wings a little! It starts to grind you down a bit when people keep slating you even though im always nice to them.. I was hoping to make a fresh start but it aint working out for me... Now i know how the elephant man felt like.