Sam Malone

Your beauty hits me like a bolt of lightening! I can feel my heartstrings pulling... They should put this pic in a museum next to the mona lisa...

This thread is for you my angel face. Just showing you how much you mean to me. I might even burn my black book to show you how much i care.

I've finally found a women on this site whose fallen for my charms. Her name is Alyssa and she's a fox!!! It's only a matter of time before the rest of the female coldplayers give in to my cheeky smile and my massive forehead. Sammy loves you Alyssa x

I'm sorry i sometimes have a little trouble remembering names and spelling them properely! There's been so many women in my life it's gets a little hazey sometimes..

I'm sorry it's just my opinion! And your opinion is that Chris Martin is the saviour of british pop music! No harm intended... Your hair looks radiant,which shampoo do you use? I use lavender, i swear down by it.

Hello Alysa, i don't mind you having the last word, it's just Rick finishes everbodies threads with pointless comments that add nothing, not even a hint a humour or intelligence! I was thinking Alysa maybe old Sammy could take you away from all this. I was thinking somewhere under the moonlit stars with two bottles of my finest wine!

Very original, gets you a case of beer for that one.

Another pointles comment from Rick!

Rick your a moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

At it again are we Rick! Try and say or do something original and funny! Sam Malone dares you.

Moron! Sorry mate but i'm having the last word on all your replies, you post whoring sucker of satans cock!

Rick you are a first class moron!

The Faceman, I loved you in Battle Star Galatica! It was a true masterpiece that'll forever remain in the hearts of the nation! I just don't think you're getting the respect you deserve from these colplayers. They don't realise that eighties t.v is a part of history, just like the Roman Empire but with shoulder pads and white suits. Faceman we park our car in the same garage. We are the players that'll never be played.

Whose Pamela Lee and by the way pot calling Kettle!!!! You call yourself clear as lake. Where's your true self on this site? How old are you?

I'm sorry but Thom Yorke and Morrissey are the best men ever! I'm gonna see both acts at the V festival,what are you gonna do? I thought Coldplay last album was extremely dissappointing and overated! They played it bland like Embrace.... And Martins voice is getting more irritating. He seems too pleased with himself too much!

I don't understand what you mean? can you be more clearer,it's just that i'm use to good conversational skills and you're giving me nothing!

Do i detect a little bloodlust in that comment Erin? Maybe you should start listening to bands like Cradle of filth, that fits your criteria! If Chris(wet as a blanket)Martin saw how hostile and brutal his fans were he'd jack it all in. I'm Sam Malone, i'm irresistable to women, give me a call sometime.

WOW!!! Very hurtful words Alysa.. And i'm especially dissappointed in you seen as though you're a Coldplay fan. You're s'pose to be whiter than white not hating anybody and singing cumba ya m'lord songs... What would Chris Martin say..... Tut Tut Tut. How am i annoying when all i've done is spread love and tranquility to topics that have died on their arses... I'm the little warm centre that everyone wants to crowd around. Can't we just get along for the sake of the group? I don't want an atmosphere!

Why do you think i died a long time ago?

I wonder what An_cat is wearing tonight? Hopefully lt's a warm night and she's wearing nothing but a thong and high heels.

Hmmm playing a little hard to get are we! you're not the first and you'll not be the last but deep down inside you have already fallen for me. You might not know it now but you have... Why do you think i'm ugly for? is it my big forehead? Just don't take the piss out of my hair, it's a work of art! When i die that hair is gonna be stored in a museum for the world to admire.. I'm like the Michael Angelo of hairstyles!

I know and an_cat never gave me a chance to get to know her! She reminds me of my old bar manager back in Cheers,she was called Rebecca but it take long before she succumbed to my killer charms. I was hoping the love hate relationship between me and an_cat could of ignited into burning flames of passion.