Dissolved Girl

:lol: Embarassing. :blush: Remember how I told you that my friend is going to a Bon Jovi concert. Well, her and this girl going w/ her, decided to make "home-made" t-shirts for the concert. Yes... special Bon Jovi t-shirts. :embarrased: I just sat there, shook my head, and laughed. :lol: :embarrased: Oh dear... :/

Ok... I've only got a couple more, but I hope they entertained you in your time of boredom. ;) :lol: 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd > >time this week!!!!!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, > >yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!" :D :D :lol: ;)

ha! ha! :lol: tsk... tsk.. you naughty boy. ;)

:lol: I told you to stop. :blush: :lol: :lol:

stop. you're making me blush. :blush:

I do too, except for the classics, like Patsy Cline and Johnny Cash. ;)

:lol: tsk.. tsk...

:blush: :lol:

thanks Amanda. :) So Doc, hangover, eh? So who's the party animal now? ;) :lol:

I don't know why its not working in the Album? :huh: Maybe it will work here. Here you go Amanda.

:lol: Nice happy trail, Chris. :lol:

here's more: 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation marks. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

:lol: :lol: !!!

What's up Doc? ;)

:lol: Ok... I found something that might make you laugh. Its from one of those forwarded e-mail things. Its called: "How to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity" 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and > >point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want > >fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has > >gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso :lol:

I'm sorry. I'll post it here if you'd like. :/

Oh, I can't post one of the few jokes I remember. It would be so wrong. :lol:

:lol: :blush: I posted a new one in the Album. ;)

I can only remeber really crass ones and I don't think you want to read those. :/

:lol: !!! were they BIG sparks, or little sparks? :lol:

has he grown his hair out?

hmmm... I don't know. Wonder where the "Doc" is?

there you go. ;) You know how to play field. ;)

Well, at least he thought of ya. And, if doesn't like you that way, POO on him, b/c I think you're quite lovely. ;)