babylon bebop

why do they call it 'corn on the cob' when thats how it comes out of the ground? they shoudl call everything else 'corn off the cob', you wouldnt cut off my arm and call it 'andrew', and then sew it back on and call it 'andrew all together'

yeah, they made a bit of a blunder when the made the 'l' look like a devil tail, but hey it made me crack up, it was worth it!

i havent slept for 10 days, because that would be too long ..................... :lol:

moo

yes, i am everything........wait no im not

milk

yes it is!! chad (little nemo) and i saw it on late night infomercials, its 'pool devil' and when it first came on we were like 'does that say poo devil?!' i dont remember all of it but everything they said was so suggestive, like 'removes all unwanted debris' and such

5:40am: alarm goes off, hits snooze 5:47am: hit snooze again 5:54am: hit snooze again 6:01am: hit snooze again 6:08am: get up finally! get a shower and ready for work 6:20am: leave for work 7:30am: get to work 5:00pm: leave work 6:30pm: get home after that its pretty much whatever until 10:00pm: go to bed my schedule sucks! :(

lol, i like the aston martin one "because you ahve a tiny penis", there was this show with all the commercials from around the world banned in america, and one was this contest where the contestants were women and they had a bunch of naked guys with a box in front of their wang, and the host would open a door on the box and the women would have to guess what car they had, the first one they kinda snickered and said "jaguar" and they got it right, the next guy they laughed and said "ferrari" and got that one right, then the last guy their jaws dropped and their eyes widened and they smile and say "mini", and then the announcer says "mini, because you have nothing to prove" or something like that :lol:

oooooooohhhhhhhhh, i thought you meant you thought it said something worse than what was there!

:( im missing out on something funny i know i am!

lol, um, what did you think it said when it already is what it is?

:cool: @ laura i just noticed the last part of your signature, youre such an egg!

judy

i think its gauged, 'stretching from 8 to 6' would be making the hole larger if it were gauged, millimeters would be the other way, since my ears arent pierced i guess i have infinity on both ears

ok, 2 things, 1. tell me tell me! 2. ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

are you even sure hes wearing that camoflague face paint stuff?

:o :wreck: :cry:

fell on the floor convulsing and crying because the clown didnt give him any acid and the neo-nazis didnt give him any tea "NO ONE LOVES ME" eugene said

hey wait how did i earn that reputation? :huh: :o

oh shit, ahkmed has the clap!

maybe speaking in caps is normal, and typing in lower case is whispering? no one thought of that did they? at least i think, let me read through again...

fo rizzle

tied him to a small plastic stool (how i dont know) and had a tea party!...

whoa! at the same time?!