Texasluvsjonny

Not necessarily wiser, but I am willing to answer all questions and tell people when they ask something stoopid. :D Just once I would like to see the Oracle say "learn to google fucktard!" :P

If you start swimming right now, I have an extra ticket for Dallas. Be here before July 21 and it's yours.

OK statement: Why the fuck would anyone give two shits!

:thinking: hmmmmm stay in Iowa or Chicago, I bet they had to think real hard on that one. :P Most like off to Oh Canada by now. :rolleyes:

That would be a negative ghost rider.

When we met Guy in Chicago, he told us he'd been swimming that morning. You best get down there now and stake it out in case half naked Berry is walking about.

Gambling on the Coldplays, well you just jinxed yourself. shame really. :rolleyes:

Jonny's guitar pick or Will's drum stick. So much stuff, too hard to pick just one thing.

Front row, right in front of Jonny. :D

I have, but it wayyyyyy to X rated for this place. :wink3:

That Chris Martin and his crazy Ebay addiction. :P

Best of both worlds Rudy: Chocolate ice cream. :D

8 shows.

Thanks god the boy is pretty because :dunce: *remembers the old quiz with the I Can Read answer about Guy* :P To give him the benefit of the doubt, iPhone has the annoying habit of "filling" in words for you while you are typing.

Why the fuck would I give 2 shits?

Gwyneth should have married him, then she could be Gwyneth Paltrow- Qualtrough. :laugh3: *I crack myself up* :P

I didn't. :smug:

Well just look at him. How do you not love that! AND IT'S JONNY!!!!!!!! NOT JOHNNY! :angry:

a) am from Louisiana, so never officially owned by Texas b) Shut the fuck up! :angry: c) :whatever: d) Feds no, Jackie and Kelly maybe. :D e) Bored, me? Plus people kept asking on my Youtube channel if I was "The Angie" from coldplaying.com. :lol:

:stunned: OK so who is aware of my messenger bag addiction?

At age 5. While on vacation in Tennessee, my brother and I rowed a boat across the lake my uncle lived on to try and "visit" Johnny Cash. He had large Doberman Pinchers in his back yard, so it was a fail.

Teh Will :D

Maybe he was afraid of being mistaken for a pinata and hit with sticks. :lol:

:dozey: No Coldplay are paying for luxury hotels for dolls. :rolleyes:

:wideeyed: Stares back at Jonny :drunk: And why were we made to wait so many days for these! :angry: Gianna needs a spankie! :whip: