melanieau

Yeah you suck at cheering me up! I am confidant there will be NO hot Chris and Jonny action at 7 in the morning. There better not be any!

Thanks Mark! That actually made me smile! Well, its a 4 hour flight from where I am...and I didn't know for sure if I would win until today so I couldn't really make arrangements...anyway, it was just one of those things where all these variables had to turn out perfect but instead they all went wrong.... oh well... two tears in a bucket - MOTHER FUCK IT

Sorry:embarassed: I need a hug I won VIP passes to the Today Show but I can't go:cry:

My only consolation is knowing that another fan will get to go in my place. I wish there was a way for me to get there. I want to be there SO BAD. Have fun you guys. Shout out something pervy in my honor, will you?

FUCK IT ALL TO HELL! I CAN'T GO! GOD DAMN IT! :bigcry::bigcry::bigcry::bigcry::bigcry::bigcry::bigcry:

Is slipperly a word? I'll pretend it is for your sake. Although, I can hardly believe you're passing up a whipping....I am sure you've done something that merits one:sneaky:

:wideeyed::whip: i'm here with a whipping...anyone need a whipping today?

A love that lasts all time...

You're just THAT good!;)

Oh dear..the way that is worded makes it sound like we'll all be coming together:wink3: Thanks Mich for inadvertently making my day:D

:D

Chris and Jonny coming soon..... edit: oh sorry about that...meant to write Chris and Jonny post coming soon:sneaky:

might have been BIGGER Stronger :rolleyes:

Two words with regards to Gwyneth: Lucky Bitch :sneaky:

or was it Til Kingdom Come? :rolleyes:

GAH! I'm totally nervous for you guys!!

Yep, Chris had his mouth open just like that when he saw Jonny's hard one:wink3:

Why yes, yes it was a hard one....a VERY HARD ONE:sneaky:

I wonder who could've added the jd sex slave one?:smug:

WHERE IS THE PERV METER???? I think Angie just upped the perviness level in here! Nice, Angie!;)

wow...tired pervs make things even pervier.... ...you know there has to have been some ball licking at some point....Angie? Who's balls would you want to lick?:sneaky:

I think a whipping is in order:whip::whip::whip::whip:

DUH!:P

There you are..now where's the fic, you perv? You can't do all this talking about it and not produce a dirty fic....:sneaky:

my brain hurts trying to think of them...he really has a natural talent for puns....wonder what else he has a natural talent for:wink3: