Spiderman

Mr. Batman is so gay. He grabbed my balls once. :?

Yeah my butt is tight and nice. I'm still trying to get a new unifrom. - Anyone? :-)

NO WAY!!!! you mean...you never meant it when you said it to me??? :roll: You see, i think I said I l am loving to be saving you. That one time I saved you. But don't worry you're in my heart :-)

Hey Sammie. I really like you. Thanks for all the posters of me, the tee shirts and all. Thanks. I'm just trying to do my best. See you around for a Spiderman-The-Movie-like kiss. ;-)

With my super powers I can try to drag the moon closer is such position that it blocks the sun and it won't be as hot. Let me know.

Don't worry my son or my daughter [?] I will save you. Just make sure you don't do something crazy. Nebraska is fine. I mean, you got... sheep. And you also got... rocks. Sheep on the rocks. What more do you need?

Keanu Reeves is indeed the One. That is because Zero comes first. And in this case, I am Zero. Keanu Reeves is just One.

The Great Divide - what kind of language is that? I shall save you from your punk-ass friends.

I mean come on! Some say Superman is superior. Crap. All I need is a little Kryptonite. While me, I am the best.

Was it a contest? There was a contest of "MEET SPIDERMAN!" and these two blond australian chicks won. They visited me and raped me. It was a very traumati experience. They were licking my webs man. I got some weird fans.

That's one of my favorite ones. I look so sexy.

I have a very busy schedule, and there's some people that need to be saved. Please chose wisely. Thank you, Spiderman

^ I saved her once when she was 5. She probably doesn;t remember it. She gave me a big hug after.

Yes. I said it to Kirsten Dunst in the movie, because it was written on the script. Also, to a fan of mine, because she just wouldn't let me go.

Yes I tried my best in the movie. Was I good? Sometimes even action heroes need to be in movies. Not that i like Kirsten Dunst, but she's all right. We're friends anyway, I saved her once back in the day.

Why where did he go? I heard he's on tour with Jay Z. I will have to save 50 Cent from tha madness that is called rap. It was me that saved him when he was shot. The one bullet that went by his mouth was going right to his brain but i pulled him back with my web thingy. Wow I'm so cool.

Hey, who you calling lame? Silence, you muppet. Guys i'm back. I had to save someone millions of miles away. And it's not easy travelling overseas sometimes. So yes even Spiderman needs to take an airplane. Now, I need someone to be Spiderman's girl in the house. Come on. Who is the lucky one? Ok. I hear voices. My animal instinct tells me there's someone i need to save. So long, ordinary people.

... there's no action heroes in this room. What's wrong with all of you? Tsk tsk. But don't worry. I'm here to save trhe day. I saved this Coldplay fan yesterday, and she told me about this place. OK gotta save someone right now. Be back soon. Bye, Spiderman