ricardo

Ocelots and okapis.

Only in this case.

:laugh3: lolz best joke ever, congratulations, I really laughed hard.

You're welcome.

Yeah, specially older men. :-X

It's disgusting, really, specially those tight speedo :sick:

Sweet, Marie. May I ask you btw if they played new songs? Faust I thought you wore glasses. nice.

Hey Nina! Glad to hear you had a great time! Well my exam was of computing, but about algorithms and shit i've never ever seen in my entire life. :laugh4:

Oh shit I have an exam in 15 minutes

It's a Sigur Rós song.

You just don't get it. I was trying to find something relative to the bicenteray of Mexico's independence, so my avi commemorates the "Grito de Dolores". Dolores it's a town where the independance begun, but it also means pain. And then my sig is a pardoy of human sacrifices, there's actually an image similar to that one that tells about prehispanic human sacrifices, but now it's a paradoy of what happened to it when spanish arrived (it actually happened). And I took this from the spanish version of uncyclopedia, a site that satirizes wikipedia. It means within me a lunatic sings.

lol 10 americans and 1 mexicans were on a plane, suddenly the pilot says they're having problems and they have to lose weight, so they get rid of the luggage, the seats and finally the floor. The passengers are forced to remain hanging from tubes. The pilot announcces again they need to loose weight, but not too much so the americans go: Throw the mexican! And the mexican says: Fine but first let me say somethin, Viva USA! and then the americans clapped.

How many mexicans does it take to change a bulb? Juan.

Are better than yours. All of yours.

Lolz at this last page.

See? Admit it's a good one.

The Brothers Karamazov by Dostoievski

Now here's a nasteh female chauvinist joke to balance things, but it's gonna be hard to tell:

lolz reckon it's funny I told ya you were going to get angry

OK done done done.

ok I warn you it's nasteh and sexist lol

Don't get angry :bigcry:

Haha good one, but I had already heard it. Wanna hear a nasty sexist one?

I know this one: In Mexico, iwhen you play hide&seek, when you find some one you go: "1,2,3 for this person that's hidden behind this thing" so there was this joke: 1,2,3 for Ricky Martin that just came out of the closet

Nevermind. I was just being sarcastic.