Bonus_mosher

I knoww :laugh3: I noticed as I was writing it. then I thought, "nobody will pick up on it because he's 14 YEAR OLD BOY!" you're sick! :P no no, like in my shirt pocket, so he can shout out little comments at passers by with big boobs, and they'd think it was me, and GIGITY! I'm in.

this is like the game that nick made up. if it wasn't simon that made this I'd be mad. I can't get mad at him, he's like a tiny little mini person. I want to have him in my pocket. :lol:

you and I were always on the same page :P

I don't understand this game, :laugh3:

bump because I'm campaigning for thread of the year. and also for stalker of the year :) so it works on both fronts. plus, there are LOTS of newbies who might be interested. longggg story short. VOTE KING J OF D :crown:

High speed and white shadows. not really a huge fan of high speed, but the bass is sick!

you have the picture. lol

:laugh3: I think it's the way us northerners thinks. big car accident with potential death? OR..... big car accident with potential mcdonalds? :P

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if I've paid £100 for coldplay tickets and the world ends tomorrow I will be PISSED. :P

ohhh shhhhhhh! :P I knew somebody would bring karma into it! :laugh3:

Thanks guys, and yeah, if my friend was driving a second faster Then they would have went right into the side of the us flipping my mates car over. I'm grateful god placed a mcdonalds there to comfrot me. :P

That's right, I was in a car crash. My friends car is a total write off! going to the scrap. the car tha hit us was indeed a woman driver :P but the point is, she tried driving up a one way road and as we came out of the junction she just ploughed right into us. my side of the car got hit so in theory I should have been injured, dead or whatnot. I was weird though, I wasn't shaking, or upset or hurt, I was too busy making sure my milkshake was okay, then I realised, "woah hold on! we've crashed 3 seconds away from a 24hr mcdonalds! SCORE1" - so.... long story short, I went and bought another milkshake to make me feel better while the insurance details were swapped and we waited for a lift home. but alas, Sir J of D lives on.

it's okay, I think we showed on saturday against newcastle that we don't particularly NEED signings, it would have been nice, but we can do it without them and thank fuck, now I can shut up ALL those newcastle supporters! "we're the best team in the world" "what was the score at the emirates again?" "uhmmm... uhmmm.... omg uhmm..." "shut the fuck up you tosser!" :P

that is the worst joke I have ever heard. :dozey: GTFO! I mean it james, GET OUT! :P :laugh3:

:lol: I suppose. go on then, tell us a joke that's clean :P

Tell us a joke oh wise one :P here's one for the not so easily offended.... what's black, white and red? A:

perhaps.... maybe I should put it to...., THE ORACLE! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN.... or y'know... just wikipedia it :P

were you the funny one? because mark isn't funny. he's just puns all over.

ohhh I knew about the EP, I thought it was being released in march? wouldn't that be ironic though, "prospekts MARCH" :rolleyes: oh my god I'm mark :stunned: roll on december! :P

it's a good question.... it's a GOOD question :thinking: :uneasy:

POST OF THE YEAR. :lol:

what's all this about prospekts march? I feel like I'm missing something :inquisitive:

:nice: thanks ale, you're pretty hot yourself :wink3:

about fucking time. I need to stop saying that in every thread :confused: