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cleaning lady

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Everything posted by cleaning lady

  1. cleaning lady replied to Jack's topic in The Lounge
    Noooo, not my super vacuum! it's also my weapon!
  2. well he's not! He's here with me..and we're wathing those porn vids by Laa Laa. Trying to clean them up.. but Tinky Winky has watched these maaanyyy tiimes so they're really dirty
  3. :stunned: How dare you?? Don't tell me i've gotta clean you up now too? I'm kind of done with work already..
  4. cleaning lady replied to Jack's topic in The Lounge
    i'm from Mars :nice: well erm. don't eat my vacuum cleaner dear ninja beast, okay?
  5. cleaning lady replied to Jack's topic in The Lounge
    i thought ninjas are nice and sweet
  6. there isn't a one of cleaning up :bigcry:
  7. Will do... But which of these shits do you want me to clean up exactly?
  8. sure :cool3: suuuuuucccckc suuuuuucck suck suu sckk (it's so much more fun to actually say it than write it)
  9. Sure looks like it.. I hope he doesn't use 10 towels for his actions.. I'm always the one who has to suffer from wanking..
  10. but..this IS silly :wink3: You can always join later, too. In the end it really doesn't matter whether you joined right away or later
  11. Yes! I need more time to clean this mess up. And way too many people (and cats) suddenly want to be waxed bah. It takes so much time to make it all happen :bigcry: I need another day! please people
  12. whipping my ass?? *giggles* Hello Nigggaaas!! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGGA!
  13. Poor ninja.. maybe you'll find your ninja bitch here
  14. Ha!! You will pay or i'll use my vacuum..... It's a real powerful vacuum i tell you.. it can easily suck you into it... Don't say i didn't warn you.. Now gimme the money!!
  15. cleaning lady replied to Susie Q's topic in The Lounge
    Ooooooohh eeeasyy Felicia Bitch! She's not old enough for that kind of talk
  16. Thank you!! *prepares her cleaning equipment* Ready Set GO!! vacuuming wiping more vacuuming throwing some ugly niggas out and so the cars are pretty!
  17. I'm sure they're not clean though....
  18. Are you sure?? You may miss them later on!
  19. cleaning lady replied to Max C's topic in The Lounge
    I don't have a real name :sad3: As i mentioned in some other thread my parents are a sink and a vacuum and my brother is a diswasher. My name has always been "cleaning lady" My life's always been really hard..
  20. Okay! And these LaaLaa porn vids?
  21. cleaning lady replied to Susie Q's topic in The Lounge
    We're happy to see you here as well :) Call 20-ROOM SERVICE-100 for room services!
  22. Sure :) Where do you want me to put all these dildos that look like Po??
  23. Did you check your erm.. back side tummy as well?
  24. well hello Felicia Bitch *waves*
  25. cleaning lady replied to Max C's topic in The Lounge
    i have a tzuambulû textbook as well!! kasdher ggygigks lasierke oyougu. Akasdw wod oyougu pekd (this language is very special. Made for special people)

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