cleaning lady

You look very nice Mr. Alex! Is there anything i can do for you??

Um, i'm just cleaning lady to you. My family calls me cleaning lady as well! If you need a room service just call 20-ROOM SERVICE-100, okay? And we'll give you anything you want!

No thanks.. I could clean your face up though. is that okay?

Happy birthday! To me too! Aw, my first birthday ever :blush:

Ah please don't!! I believe your "human" is also my client! I don't want to clean the floor after you've scratched her eyes out

Well.. Probably something around 200£ but hey! you're one hairy thing :stunned:

Well they're perfect! My equipment leaves everything so shiny and clean. You could eat from the bathtubs i clean! Cillit Bang is one of the best things i've ever experienced. Just look at this man..whoa, he's so clean

The good thing about being a cat is that you can play with the disgusting things you find. But for the cleaning crew..ehm. I'm not saying i want to play with the stuff i find but i'd rather play with them than try not to touch them and puke afterwards.

That's nice to know! Although i don't think i can love anyone the way i love my cleaning equipment.

Uh! No more dead rats for AJ! I only do cleaning.. Sometimes i see some really disgusting things but my job is just to clean up. Some people can be really filthy and i find extremely weird things from time to time :surprised:

I don't know who my real parents are. I was adopted by a sink and a hoover. My brother is a dishwasher.

x 3 I hope you'll enjoy your meal AJ! Feel free to contact us! 20-room service-100

the hoover or tinky winky? Or the pathetic 40 year old virgin? I know my hoovers are the top quality!

I think you'll need a whole body wax to be honest. I can arrange you a meeting with the world's best waxer! You'll be more than happy with the result!

Don't cry sweetheart(er..a gay purple weird thing) ! We'll find that for you.. *looks behind the couch* Hm..nothing *checks all the desks* Erm. I'm the super cleaner! i will find it..eventually Oh! now i know! maybe you should ask your talking vacuum! One of my old vacuums was really addicted to shoes and another one was addicted to undies! Vacuums are weird (coughjust like youcough) so you could find your purse there!

Do you like hoovers?

Hello AJ! How are you doing? I'm sorry but i've never actually liked you because of your bodyhair. It just goes everywhere and it takes ages to clean up the room you've been in even with my super vacuum cleaner. I think you should try waxing! it helped one of my other clients as well :)

will come! I'm sorry but that's all we can do now! You will get the rest of your order during the next 24 hours though. Enjoy your meal!

Just a minute. I'll tell the room service gus that you want fried eggs :) Here you go! *wipes off some spit and thick white liquid off the table*

*knock knock* Room service! Oh dear! is this some kind of hugging competition or what?? the last residents weren't that weird.. I think i'd better come back later. If you need any services just call 20-ROOM SERVICE-100 :)