cleaning lady

youre just hiding it inside your huge tummy!!

you're just fooling all those little kids who watch your show. I know what your house is really like! full of "toys".. I know what NooNoo was really made for.. krhm

And NooNoo will be mine till i get your purse

You had sex with a carrot :o I found the carrot...Eeeeeewww

some toys?? oh really.. we all know what your "toys" look like..

Hello Jamie Lynn :) i think you should go back to you mummeeh

Erm, what's your name then?

yo hablo espanol mucho gracias

I clean places up with my purse. My purse is practical!

that's alright too..as long as you're not calling my outfit ugly. so what's up nigga?

my vacuum is my purse

but...you are a nigga! You can call me a cleaning lady :wink3:

Don't be so cruel.. I'm only a cleaning lady who has to clean your messes up!! You you...disgusting nigga!!

I'm here for that Do you need to be cleaned up? Have you been wanking a lot lately?

i'm jesus. I'm god. I'm apple. i'm law. I'm a vacuum. I'm cillit bang. Bang bang. Clean me up with your gun and have fun with my son.

I'm hawt and you know it. And i'm a ladeeh and you know it. That's the spirit people!

Be nice people!! Don't kill each other. I don't want to clean that blood up! Even cillit bang can't make it happen

Darn.. well, tomorrow i'll buy a new outfit and everyone wants to get laid with me :blush: But erm, how are we gonna make the situation better for you?

I'm quite sure that his "robot sex" wouldn't be a pleasure..

are you saying that this isn't sexy enough? And i spend 2 hours a day just to look like that :bigcry:

Have you ever seen his underwear?? or socks?? I actually threw up after entering his filthy hotelroom EEwww. And used condoms everywhere.. he changes his lady every single day! Thank god i have never seen him naked..that'd be a bit too much

me neither.. let's have glasses of wine and just relax and talk about our pathetic sex lives.. I mean.. no one wants to have sex with a cleaning lady :(

sí sí, húmedo pavimento. Deber arreglar!

it's the purple song say p-u-r-p-l-e the color of love say p-u-r-p-l-e and sing it like a cow say p-u-r-p-l-e and jump without your shoes! say p-u-r-p-l-e purple like the moon! ... nowhere near as cool as my cleaning song goes like this: "ketchup on your lap?? JUST WIPE IT OFF Feeling a bit sad? JUST WIPE IT OFF cleaning is cool! go vacuum a moo hair in the air, gotta make it disappear! Just W (W) I (I) P (P) E (E) IT OFF OFF OFF!!

he's filthy!! Needs some washing faaast!