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cleaning lady

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Everything posted by cleaning lady

  1. sí, Hay demasiada sal en el pescado.
  2. cleaning lady replied to Max C's topic in The Lounge
    Mi hijo practica la natación. i found a spanish textbook once from a hotelroom i was cleaning and now i'm a pro!
  3. Go find it or i'll tell everyone that you had sex with Crouch!!! And the octopus!!
  4. you're a purple gay who's high!! but that's okay :smoking:
  5. La improvisación también juega un papel dentro del género
  6. I'm sorryy!! But i had to kidnap NooNoo, now give me your purse or NooNoo will be dead for REAL
  7. *flies with clouds* I'm Hiiiiiiggh!!! :smoking:
  8. Why not.. i had a hard day at work. I saw some disgusting human/smurf/octobus sex so i really need to relax. Be kind or i'll use my vacuum against you!!
  9. I'm blue dipadapaduu dipadapaduuu
  10. I cleaned up the wrong room!! And i saw a man human being making love to a woman human being. and there was a smurf between them!! And i think i saw a tentacle too!! After cleaning up i realized that i wasn't even supposed to be there.. i should've knocked..
  11. isn't she beautiful?? Indeed i could clean it up. Cleaning is my job! But i think i have to use my vacuum to make it shine. It may hurt a bit but it's all worth it!
  12. Um, i'm too busy to do that..and besides i'm more into cleaning. But i know someone else who'd be more than happy to come :)
  13. edit: WRONG PERSON! I made a mistake! Bad cleaning lady!! bad cleaning lady! *starts to vacuum herself with her super vacuum*
  14. Just relax and have another drink It's nice to hear all these stories about other smurfs so keep on going!
  15. So all the spit is coming from you?? thank you very much sir, it takes about 24 hours to clean the bathroom after your use..
  16. Ooh, that's a good start! Now you'll just have to learn to love repeating it..and doing it. Do coldplay when you can and everything will be fine!
  17. It'll take just a minute to get him off the vacuum but after that he's all yours. And yellowwasapieceofshit, i think you could use our wanking service. A nice lady will tell you everything about wanking and after that you can wank all by yourself! sounds good, eh?
  18. cleaning lady replied to Susie Q's topic in The Lounge
    Well i'm sure you two can make it happen then! Gooooo Smuurff! Gooooo ugly maaan!! There, now i'll leave you alone. You know the number if you need anything :whip:
  19. I can pretend to have tentacles too.. You wouldn't notice the difference!
  20. Just sit down and i'll go get you a drink, okay? Is this enough for a start?
  21. cleaning lady replied to Susie Q's topic in The Lounge
    No, but you could be a sexy boy
  22. Love makes anything possible!!
  23. cleaning lady replied to Susie Q's topic in The Lounge
    dear hairy man, i still could arrange you a meeting with someone who could do wonders for your face. I'm sure everyone would just love to make love to you after that little make-over!! Just take a look at my previous costumer.. before: after: It's called MAGIC! So..interested?
  24. Maybe that's what he just happens to like. I like to repeat "Vacuuming" because that's what i like! What do you like to repeat :)?
  25. The third one is in my vacuum. I can go get him if that's what you want. He looks rather filthy though.. :o

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