Refridgerator.

Correction : Week , instead of weak . Solution . I have plenty of food insaide of me . All cold and nice . Good .

Yes, right now I have : 6 Guinness . 4 Amstel light . 4 Heineken . 2 Budweiser [ can ] . 1 Mythos [ Greek Beer ] . 1 Coors Light . Good. And the joke was awesome . I broke some ice cubes as I was trying to laugh .

Introduction . Hello , I am Samsung RS21DCSV . I am a fridge . I live in the kitchen . I have a specially designed microchip inserted within me . That allows me to surt the internet . Also allows me to be a egular poster . Introduction has come to an end . Solution = good .

Cool .

I live in the kitchen . I am a fridge.

I have a macintosh, no can do.... Oh . I'm trully sorry but in that case I can't help. Solution = no good .

That is me .

Did you insert the computer inside of an Samsung RS21DCSV ? If yes . You will see results soon . Thanks for the flag . The guy that invented me is Greek , so I feel Greek as well .

My predecessors are no good . I am Samsung . Philips etc. are no good . Food isn't as cool . And The fridge is always gonna be here . You want the fridge to leave now though ? Solution . No good . Coldplaying.com will turn to Warmplaying.com . It's hot in the summer . I am here to protect you . Good .

Insert the computer inside of me . All it needs is to be cooled down . Computer do not perform good when it's hot . Why are Refridgerators always good . Coz it's not hot . Solution . Good .

Enter the fridge . Solution . Bug will go away . Good .

OK . Unplug me . Solution . Good. (For you ) For food = no good . It will be warm .

Excuse me . Shit in the fridge. Solution. No good.

Solution. Put your dad inside me. Good.

Afraid? Coldplay Will Turn Warmplay? Afraid? Solution. Insert CD inside of me. I will keep it fresh. Good.