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Jayzo

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  1. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Will add it to the first page Zoe, lovely pic :lol:.
  2. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Added those three to the list :dance:.
  3. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    I like the way you think. You can be the princes royal advisor :P
  4. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    I STILL RULE THE WORLD. RISE WHEN STUFF GETS HURLED. IN THE MORNING I GET ON THE PHONE. SHOUT IMMATURE THINGS TO ALL THESE HATER DRONES. I HERE MY EARS A RINGING. SOME ASS TELLIN' ME HOW TO BE SINGING. HOLD ON TO MY MIRROR, MY SWORD, MY SHIELD. FUCK THEM OVER WHEN I WIELD. FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN. ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE A MAJOR PAIN. THE BEACH BALL HIT THEM WHEN IT CURLED. AND THATS HOW I RULE THE WORLD. (added stuff)
  5. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Hehe thats what I was thinking. Haha, thanks guys :blush:. My creativity is flaring with this army :P.
  6. I'm scared Guy will take advantage of me. Wait, thats not a bad thing :sneaky: :P.
  7. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    I STILL RULE THE WORLD. RISE WHEN STUFF GETS HURLED. IN THE MORNING I GET ON THE PHONE. SHOUT IMMATURE THINGS TO ALL THESE HATER DRONES. I HERE MY EARS A RINGING. SOME ASS TELLIN' ME HOW TO BE SINGING. HOLD ON TO MY MIRROR, MY SWORD, MY SHIELD. FUCK THEM OVER WHEN I WIELD. AND THATS HOW I RULE THE WORLD.
  8. That post totally fucked my internet up :lol:.
  9. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    And his name lends himself so well to something to put int he middle :rolleyes:.
  10. Congratulations!!!! :dance: :dance: :dance:.
  11. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Hehe, I knew I'd have fucked up the spelling :P.
  12. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Ok I will add people as time goes on :D!! NEW PIC BEING ADDED
  13. Jayzo replied to Jayzo's topic in Coldplay
    Alright, plant and krauss coming up, I have an idea ;).
  14. Jayzo posted a topic in Coldplay
    THE COLDPLAYING ARMY F.U.C.K. O.F.F Fighting Useless Crappy Kings Of Full-of-themselves Fuckers KINGS: Guy Berryman, Jonny Buckland, Will Champion, Chris Martin. ROYAL ADVISOR: Phil Harvery. http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=125200760639 ~~~~~ I STILL RULE THE WORLD. RISE WHEN STUFF GETS HURLED. IN THE MORNING I GET ON THE PHONE. SHOUT IMMATURE THINGS TO ALL THESE HATER DRONES. I HERE MY EARS A RINGING. SOME ASS TELLIN' ME HOW TO BE SINGING. HOLD ON TO MY MIRROR, MY SWORD, MY SHIELD. FUCK THEM OVER WHEN I WIELD. FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T EXPLAIN. NONE OF THESE PEOPLE HAVE A BRAIN. THE BEACH BALL HIT THEM WHEN IT CURLED. AND THATS HOW I RULE THE WORLD. ~~~~~ The 8 commandments of the army 1) Thou' shall shit on Coldplay haters. 2) Thou shall double shit on celebrity Coldplay haters. 3) Thou' shall triple shit on people who think Coldplay stole their songs. 4) Thou' shall bring me a cookie every thursday. 5) Thou' shall defend Coldplay at all times. 6) Thou' shall love Coldplay to the death. 7) Thou' shall always seek to rumble Coldplay haters. 8) Thou' shall identify Coldplay haters to the army!!! THE CURRENT HIT LIST - PAPPARAZI - Joe "go fuck himself" Satriani - Kid "because he acts like a 2 year old" Rock - The Creaky "because they sound like shit" Boards - Plant and "I am as boring as fuck" Krauss - Liam "thick head" Gallagher - Alan "McDonalds Standard" McGee - Corey "Gory" Taylor - Johnny "rotten" Rotten - Miley "something" - Jonas "Moanas" Brothers - Perez "pee on his head" Hilton "like the last name of that slapper" - Ashlee "Mashlee" Simpson - Avril "stinks like Bovril" Lavigne - Mad "which is sad, a fad, bad, and not rad" TV - Dani "Flithy" Filth - Slip"drip-a-lot"knot - The "Shit" Brit awards - Michael "whose taste has been eaten" Deacon - Some dutch guitarist who said CP stole Clocks :angry: - Paul "Dud" Rudd - The two nameless assholes that stole Guy's shoes and posted pics of him drunk on myspace TO ENROLL IN THE ARMY SIMPLY POST IN THIS THREAD WITH SOME HATE AGAINST THE HATERS
  15. it looks fucking awesome if I do say so myself :lol:.
  16. Alright thread is nearly done :D :D!!!
  17. Hehe, thanks :P. And I'm Chris, fellow Guy lover but in a "not in that kinda way well ok if I were to turn gay it'd be for him" kinda way :P. Hehehe, sounds like a plan :D :hug:.
  18. I'll get more pictures, etc, now :D!!!!
  19. Alright guys, evening or morning or whatever :lol:. I live in Coldplay city :P. So I thought I'd take this picture for you all :D :D :D!! Its dedicated to the gorgeous Liz, because apparently I owe her :lol:.
  20. I call chariman. OOOH NO I'VE TURNED INTO SIMON :bigcry: :P. I call thread starter :lol:.
  21. The Coldplaying Army F.U.C.K. O.F.F. - Fighting Useless Crappy Kings Of Full-of-themselves Fuckers Edit: Thanks Ale hehe :blush:.
  22. I voted :dance:.
  23. I also believe Chris picked up your postcard, kissed it and rolled around with it. :p
  24. I wouldn't worry, my avi is frickin' ancient :lol: :P.
  25. The doco might be on the tour dvd which might feature a special feature called "Postcards from far away" where they talk about and show us all the postcards. Ok :bomb: now I am definitely dreaming :sad:.

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